From the makers of Rebecca Black



Uckk... I just threw up there a little bit in my mouth. Anyone got a breath mint?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gEZuKH0rzw]YouTube - The Truth About ARK[/ame]
 
This one is somewhat more doable.

No pedo.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-1BYFBngs"]YouTube - Kaya "Can't Get You Out of My Mind"[/ame]
 
^LOL, just man up and tell her you are keeping an eye on the future of your industry... You gotta know your audience and the memes to use on them in your ads, right?
 
Does ark music factory produce anything not staring by an 11 year old girl?
 
It's like niche music. Specifically tailored to their audience. Pretty soon we'll have music for kids who like to watch cartoons or moms who like to bake.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDulhduiDQw]YouTube - " O.M.G " OFFICIAL VIDEO - JENNA ROSE -NOW ON ITUNES![/ame]
 
crackp0t said:
Does ark music factory produce anything not staring by an 11 year old girl?
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No, that's their whole business model.

They charge parents ~$4k to have the experience of making their own track and producing a video.

Sure it's a shame most of these girls don't have any talent and I think a lot of them are way to young (especially that blonde chick, you shouldn't be sexualisng your children like that) but for people with cash to spend $4k is certainly not a lot and it would be a pretty cool experience to have as a kid.

Some of my friends went to private schools that easily cost $40k/year and summer camps that were 10k-20k so I personally don't really see the difference between that and giving your child the experience of making their own track.

Here's the secret though guys, this music is not aimed at you. Stop fucking posting it so god damn much and you won't expose each other to it.
 
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