Looks like FTC really going after Jesse Willms this time



Christ you're stupid. Stop posting.

Yeah, I'm dumb. $450 million in exchange for 20 years in a US Federal jail is a bad trade off. Sounds like you've never been to a US prison. They really aren't that bad when you have $450 million when you get out.
 
They really aren't that bad when you have $450 million when you get out.

If you're so fucking clever that you can hide all your money from the feds so that they can't seize it, why are you going to spend time in federal prison in the first place?

I'd figure a criminal mastermind such as yourself would have a cunning plan so that none of the charges would stick in the first place.

Idiot.

Also you wouldn't be in prison for 20 years for violating a contempt order. If you don't cough up the dough, you'll be in there forever. Plus I think it would probably end up being jail, not prison.
 
20 yr sentence for $450 million crackp0t? Are you insane? For all you know you could suffer a massive heart attack in the slammer and never get to spend a dime. You've gotta enjoy life man, it might be gone tomorrow.

If Jesse was smart enough to generate that kind of revenue he should have done a 10th of it legit and retired by 25. Yes, $450 million is baller status but who couldn't easily live (or even fund new ventures) with $20-$40 million.
 
My 2cents. You are a FUCKING CUNT.

you worthless piece of shit. first, you scare people with your "the ftc is a gonna come a knocking" threats to others in your "secret" niche. Then you get ass fucked and continue to ass fuck others. You are the high school loser that told on everyone else because they got caught.

DIE IN A FIRE JAMIL HINDI, because one of these days, someone is going assfuck you on your front lawn and then leave you to regurgitate racoon jizz in your shithole NY town.

If I were you, I would get out while you can. Yes, your shitty website turtlecontacts.com is next.

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I think I remember that turtlecontacts.com being mentioned on here a ways back. Fess up dieCUNTdie, what is your real handle here on WF?
 
He probably reinvested some of his profits into legit ventures that we don't know about.

Sorry, his money is actually part under his mattress, and part in a local friendly community bank in Alberta. I hear the mattress was for asset protection - he has a pit bull at his house.