Rick Santorum is going to be at a restaurant 5mins from me next wk - how to troll?



+1 for stink bombs. Just make sure you're not brown, if any of his nutjob supporters see you being all sneaky with an unmarked vial full of liquid they'll unload on you like a bukakke party.
 
lukep said:
3. Get close to the stage and during his speech drop a couple near his podium. Those things are EVIL. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the crowd will noisily push away from the stage as if godzilla himself just farted through scrotorum's mouth.

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...And don't they say that smell is the sense most strongly linked to memory? Between the butt froth and this ass smell, santorum's fate will be written in stone forever.
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/\This!!!

I lol'd hard.:fart:
 
If you have the ability to ask him a question and you want to get on National TV I would suggest this question:

Rick Santorum made an "elitist" comment about President Obama when The President said that he'd like all students to be able to go to College. The media is playing it.

Ask him about how he thinks that he can solve the unemployment rate when High School dropouts have about a 14% unemployment rate, High School grads are at 9% and College Graduates are 4% and Post Graduates have less than a 2% unemployment rate. So why wouldn't he want all students to have the ability to go to College? Then follow it up with the statement that many High School Grads and dropouts are competing against robots/machines and workers in the developing world.

Or you could go streaking through the restaurant and with a tattoo of the Wicked Fire Logo on you ass that says 100% Certified Gay Webmaster. And drop a stink bomb on the floor.
 
All you have to do is make sure you're heard, and by anyone recording as well.

And ask

"In 2006, you were accused of being one of the most corrupt members of Congress. What has changed? Why should we trust someone who voted for the Bridge to Nowhere?"

If you supply the soundbite opportunities, the media and opponents can do the rest.

Stinkbombs are juvenile and pointless. If anything, Santorum will get sympathy for being harassed while trying to engage voters. Democracy :The Cow that is Sacred.

There are questions of character that every candidate doesn't want to be asked in a public place with the cameras rolling.
 
Or if you're feeling really bold, you can go after him for being a Catholic who panders to Protestants.

Ask him which is the higher authority, the bible or the Pope?

Or ask him if he disagrees with the Pope that the Iraq war was immoral.

Santorum didn't do well with Catholics in Iowa, he got the Protestant vote. Protestants are going to pick the NOT Romney candidate, so either get Santorum to repudiate his own faith (Catholicism) or repudiate Protestantism.

Another one, "If you're elected President, which values will you promote, Catholic values or Protestant values?"

I doubt he will remember enough of Kennedy's speech on the spot to wiggle out.

You could probably bring a half dozen people with you and create all sorts of mischief by just asking questions he doesn't want to address.

Of course, this is all in a public thread, so please remember to delete this in a week PJ.
 
-1 for the stink bombs, you wouldn't be able to tell if he even smelled them because he always has that expression on his face anyways

I would ask him if he believes a little bit of socialism is good for the country, and on his enthusiastic "no", ask him why he's fine with a little bit of theocracy, especially since the countries he fears most are all theocratic.
 
Napolean said:
I would ask him if he believes a little bit of socialism is good for the country, and on his enthusiastic "no", ask him why he's fine with a little bit of theocracy, especially since the countries he fears most are all theocratic.
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Good idea, but this is actually a better question for Rick Perry, since he's the one who's now going on about how the Constitution should be amended to reflect America's "founding as a Christian nation".
 
lukep said:
3. The Stinky: It never fails to surprise me why Stink bombs aren't employed more in politics. In many gas stations and prank stores like Spencer gifts you can find $5 stink bombs in packs of three or so fragile glass vials. Get close to the stage and during his speech drop a couple near his podium. Those things are EVIL. I guaran-fucking-tee you that the crowd will noisily push away from the stage as if godzilla himself just farted through scrotorum's mouth.

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...And don't they say that smell is the sense most strongly linked to memory? Between the butt froth and this ass smell, santorum's fate will be written in stone forever.
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Im sure the secret s****** wont have any problem with someone carrying in some vial of a strange liquid. Probably wouldn't be held by the US military forever for assaulting a candidate.
 
guerilla said:
Or if you're feeling really bold, you can go after him for being a Catholic who panders to Protestants.

Ask him which is the higher authority, the bible or the Pope?

Or ask him if he disagrees with the Pope that the Iraq war was immoral.

Another one, "If you're elected President, which values will you promote, Catholic values or Protestant values?"
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maximum irl trollage
 
dmnEPC said:
Im sure the secret s****** wont have any problem with someone carrying in some vial of a strange liquid. Probably wouldn't be held by the US military forever for assaulting a candidate.
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LOL! You think the Secret service is even going to be there? He's not even the GOP frontrunner, foo!

Any security he does have won't be able to body-search the crowd... Perhaps some metal detectors but these are obviously not metal.

I have heard there is a spray version of this stuff too that comes in a small Visene-shaped drop bottle... Might work better and double as a disguise for them if searched.


@PJ: If you're up to a shout out to him on stage, I vote for Guerilla's arguments... Those are devastating. However, you did ask for a subtile solution, so I thought you'd prefer the suggestion of an anonymous stink bomb more than getting your face on the news.
 
guerilla said:
Or if you're feeling really bold, you can go after him for being a Catholic who panders to Protestants.

Ask him which is the higher authority, the bible or the Pope?

Or ask him if he disagrees with the Pope that the Iraq war was immoral.

Santorum didn't do well with Catholics in Iowa, he got the Protestant vote. Protestants are going to pick the NOT Romney candidate, so either get Santorum to repudiate his own faith (Catholicism) or repudiate Protestantism.

Another one, "If you're elected President, which values will you promote, Catholic values or Protestant values?"

I doubt he will remember enough of Kennedy's speech on the spot to wiggle out.

You could probably bring a half dozen people with you and create all sorts of mischief by just asking questions he doesn't want to address.

Of course, this is all in a public thread, so please remember to delete this in a week PJ.
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Not that OP is going to do anything, but guerrilla nailed it.

Also, make sure to dress up formal. You want to be taken seriously. Suit and tie, go over and ask him a tough question while someone is recording, then upload and promote it via social media. Be sure to be polite, thank him first for coming and what not. You are challenging an authority, so you better fucking appear smart and civil, not childish.

I particularly like the one about which is higher, the pope or the bible, it is automatic lose lose, unless he was really smart and fast, which he is not.

Hell, maybe even get Ron Paul in there, mention something like:

"Ron Paul Took Such and Such Stance on XYZ Controversial Topic that politicians don't like to talk about, what is your opinion?"

Maybe mention something like "The Pope and Ron Paul agree that the war in Irak is wrong due to the Christian principal of just war, what is your stance on this?"

That way, if it gets attention, you give a little something to RP
 
Dress as greenman and kick him in the balls.

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But seriously, whatever you do, don't do anything involving the release of a chemical. Dropping a stink bomb may just land you in some secret prison outside of Budapest for conspiracy to release a chemical weapon.
 
Register WF UN Rick Santorum

Post up all kinds of weird shit (well you know weird for other forums -- normal WF posts probablly enough -- lol)

Register a website that has a political - news title -- throw some cribbed content at it.

Go to restaurant as a member of the press - new age media that is...

Have screen shots of his twisted WF posts including dickrolls etc...

Get him to comment about his WF online debauchery

Post his comments on your political news site...

send out PRWire releases, etc...

profit?
 
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