Fuck it,war with Iran is happening; How do I make a buck off of it?

[soulbyproxy]

What companies{contractors, mercenaries, ect} to invest in?

I suppose the whole "support the troops" slogan market is pretty well saturated, but are there any Iran-centric items that might go well?

 

[lukep]

Shorting Oil futures?

 

[schockergd]

Sell guns & ammo.

 

[jenzkc]

I would think of ways to profit off a retaliation by Iranians/Arabs against say, Europe.

(ie. cleaning up radioactive waste from major European waterways and resulting water scarcity)

 

[Beach Affiliate]

Sell guns & ammo.

Good movie, btw.

 

[1yerrot]

Humanity is so screwed....

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

Start a website claiming that you found weapons of Mass distraction

 

[MSTeacher]

Pretty sure Iran's out for a while. Looks like Syria is up first.

 

[kingofsp]

Wait, I thought we squashed the beef when we gave them best foreign film last night?

 

[lukep]

Pretty sure Iran's out for a while. Looks like Syria is up first.

Yeah but Syria will be another Libya; Iran could be WWIII, or at least Viet nam.

 

[music4mic]

simple

1. design weapons technology
2. become friends with high ranking politician. Cheat on your bid, win all the contracts.
3. ????
4. Profit

 

[lukep]

Wait, I thought we squashed the beef when we gave them best foreign film last night?

LOL... I was thinking that too; but it's not like the US Government was the one to award them with that... It was just some crazy hollywood Jews.

:anon.sml:

 

[jonas33h]

Start a website claiming that you found weapons of Mass distraction

I wonder if suddenly_tits has the boob shots so I could get a full understanding of what these women look like.

 

[WickFlick]

Don't wanna sabotage the boobs parade, but OP might be interested in the following article:

The Stoner Arms Dealers: How Two American Kids Became Big-Time Weapons Traders | Politics News | Rolling Stone

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I think the US will intervene in Syria slightly more than we did in Libya but not an all-out Iraq style invasion. It'll probably be another one of those fake "NATO enforcement actions" or whatever bullshit name they call war nowadays.

I don't think the US is going to attack Iran though, because too many people in the Administration have come right out and said that Iran does not appear to be developing nuclear weapons. However, I'd be shocked if Israel doesn't attack Iran in the next 90 days.

 

[peacestone]

Sell Louis Vuitton & Gucci designer gas masks.

 

[Hydrorank]

^^ nice , where can i buy those

 

[lordothelog]

Start a website claiming that you found weapons of Mass distraction

WOWEEEEE!

 

[lordothelog]

Invest in whatever blackwater call themselves these days, you know those guys will get in there and blow up plenty of civilians.

 

[vinnythejinny]

Launch a bizopp for Iran