If anyone ever wondered what goes on at a Bachlorette Party...

[Yuma504]

hope you're kidding cuz that dude isn't ripped at all. looks like he benches about 150lbs.

Whatever! He is doing something right... he gets paid to get his asshole eaten out by a reasonably attractive woman. I bet the majority of us would have a hard time finding someone willing to do so if WE PAID THEM!

 

[than_west]

WTF...

No helium in their balloons?

Are they poor or just dumb?

 

[Yuma504]

WTF...

Can't they afford helium for their balloons?

^^^^ 2/10 Would NOT BANG!

 

[thehobbster]

Fatty in the back should have been the one eating salad.

 

[Moxie]

then clearly it was that acai product Opera was pushing last year, in conjunction with a really good colon cleanse

So that's why these girls are so skinny..

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

eww, look at her feet. They so dirty!

 

[Yuma504]

eww, look at her feet. They so dirty!

And by contrast his feet are very clean....hmmm...I feel it safe to assert that regarding rimjobs, "Correlation does not imply causation".

 

[ebtek]

hope you're kidding cuz that dude isn't ripped at all. looks like he benches about 150lbs.

do u even lift?

 

[jenzkc]

Whatever! He is doing something right... he gets paid to get his asshole eaten out by a reasonably attractive woman. I bet the majority of us would have a hard time finding someone willing to do so if WE PAID THEM!

speak for yourself. i'm more muscular and fit than that dude and you can't even see the chicks face. i wouldn't ever stoop so low as to provide entertainment for fat chicks either.

do u even lift?

no, i wish.

 

[IceToEskimos]

do u even lift?

define "u"

 

[Tobias Funke]

Well, I'm glad something exciting happened, because it looked like a pretty lame party.

I can only imagine how attractive the girl who is doing the ass licking is. She is probably missing a few teeth, has a shiner, and a gigantic tattoo on her face...just the way I like 'em.

 

[Yuma504]

She is probably missing a few teeth

I would assume this would be a positive attribute in the course of ones duties as an ass licker. It would assure a certain level of "dingle berry" avoidance. I have never been "mouth to ass" but I have had the issue of pubes in the teeth performing cunnilingus... Can you imagine the downsides of "analingus"?

 

[amateursurgeon]

That looks like an office party. Why are there so many empty chairs?

 

[blank_czech]

do u even lift?

He front squats 405, almost as much as I do.

 

[IceToEskimos]

I would assume this would be a positive attribute in the course of ones duties as an ass licker. It would assure a certain level of "dingle berry" avoidance. I have never been "mouth to ass" but I have had the issue of pubes in the teeth performing cunnilingus... Can you imagine the downsides of "analingus"?

you should talk to Tobias Funke about this, from what I understand he is a combination analyst-therapist. An anal-rapist, if you will.

 

[rish3]

I can only imagine how attractive the girl who is doing the ass licking is. She is probably missing a few teeth, has a shiner, and a gigantic tattoo on her face...just the way I like 'em.

Pretty sure the one on the left is the bride.

Not sure if the one on the right is Lady Analingus or not.

 

[Big Joe]

^^^^ the bride is actually the one on the right



Its a shame her profile is blocked =(

 

[Tobias Funke]

you should talk to Tobias Funke about this, from what I understand he is a combination analyst-therapist. An anal-rapist, if you will.

 

[Fiver]

That shit is disgusting. Whatever happened to normal sex and blow jobs?

 

[amateursurgeon]

Pretty sure the one on the left is the bride.

Not sure if the one on the right is Lady Analingus or not.

They sure are some classy lookin' ladies. They don't look like strippers at all. Nope.

Not. At. All.