A letter from the ex

Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure I've never gotten a letter in my entire life.

I've gotten cards, emails, texts, memos, notes in class and bills n shit in the mail; but I don't think I've ever gotten an actual letter. She honestly wrote you a bone-afied letter? That's really odd. Was it mailed, or delivered in some way? If I checked the mail and found a letter in there from someone I knew it would probably blow my mind. I'd be like WHOAAAH Kramer style.

Anyone else find that strange as hell?


I think if I ever received a 'letter' instead of a text message or email from family members or significant others, then something must have gone seriously wrong, then you open it up and just realize *whew* that just forwarded me some mail...

I mean seriously all of my family are txt-aholics and email junkies, if any of them actually had to send me snail mail letter or call me before txting me first, then something bad musta happened.

:P
 


I was with a completely pyscho girl for many years, so I can definitely relate.

Finally, it ended badly when alot of her lies were uncovered. She responded with the typical defensive mechanism by telling me things such as "I never loved you" and lots of hateful bullshit. Sounds like what your ex is doing now - she is simply justifying things to herself and using you as the catalyst.

Just move on, man. Why even bother with trying to make her upset? The best revenge is living well, so keep living your life and show her you don't need her. A part of you still loves her or you wouldn't have posted that letter. Time heals all wounds. Just move on bro.
 
I'm actually just pissed off I broke the cd with her webcam performances on.

OK - I'm going to say this... I did the exact same thing with my ex and I also regret it. Fuck gahhhhhhhh never doing it again.

That's why you make redundant backups. Fools. You never know who is going to end up running for public office in the future.

Looks like

either:
#1 you weren't fucking her right
#2 she's emotionally fucked and you failed to disconnect from her in time.

posting shit like this on the interwebs only proves that you obviously have no real friends to laugh about this in private over a drink or J. Just ignore her and take a lesson out of this for the next chick is what a real pimp would do.

I'm going to have to disagree with you here. I think he was in fact fucking her correctly, leading to an overproduction of oxytocin in her chaotic woman mind, causing her to be rendered completely and helplessly emotionally attached to him, despite his waning interest and diminishing patience.

And as for him airing this out publicly, he probably just doesn't really respect her or take her seriously anymore after she has probably said a ton of hurtful shit to him that she didn't mean because she didn't know how else to cope with how she was feeling. And he probably figured it would be funny to some of us (which seems to be the case).

Just my perspective.
 
I'm going to have to disagree with you here. I think he was in fact fucking her correctly, leading to an overproduction of oxytocin in her chaotic woman mind, causing her to be rendered completely and helplessly emotionally attached to him, despite his waning interest and diminishing patience.

And as for him airing this out publicly, he probably just doesn't really respect her or take her seriously anymore after she has probably said a ton of hurtful shit to him that she didn't mean because she didn't know how else to cope with how she was feeling. And he probably figured it would be funny to some of us (which seems to be the case).

Just my perspective.

Totally agree with this.
 
Whatever she's doing now she's not happy with herself. If she truly didn't care about you and was living it up, no way in hell would she bother to write a letter to you.
 
Take the higher road, write her a short slightly positive letter saying how you think it was for the best, and you enjoyed the time you spent with her, and you hope you can part as friends, and you understand she's upset... blah blah blah.

Be as sincere as you can, and she'll hate it that she can't get to you, while at the same time defusing the whole thing.

Then move on and get some more pussy.
 
I'm going to have to disagree with you here. I think he was in fact fucking her correctly, leading to an overproduction of oxytocin in her chaotic woman mind, causing her to be rendered completely and helplessly emotionally attached to him, despite his waning interest and diminishing patience.

One guy defending another guy's skill in the sack is.....

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She's not over you yet, hate is the last stage of breaking up before she is over you. I suggest you make good with her, stick it in her bunghole, record it, and leave copies of it lying around the street she lives on.
 
A wise man once told me that when you have sex with a woman, you take a piece of her heart.

...and if you put it in her butt, you take a piece of her soul.
 
She has a ton of personal grievances against the OP, but this discussion is only about the rejection. This story needs more meat and less filler.
 
Dear girlfriend,

Aside from the pungent odor emanating from your vag, that letter was almost the worst thing I have ever experienced. Coming from you however, it's expected.

I don't know how to say this, but I got a certified letter back from teh state today, my test results.

I'm HIV+.

You should get tested since I used your toothbrush on more than one occasion and all the other times you were exposed.

If you ever contact me again, I'll get a restraining order.

Sincerely,
OP



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THAT should keep her busy for a while.

LOL!
 
good shit

Dear girlfriend,

Aside from the pungent odor emanating from your vag, that letter was almost the worst thing I have ever experienced. Coming from you however, it's expected.

I don't know how to say this, but I got a certified letter back from teh state today, my test results.

I'm HIV+.

You should get tested since I used your toothbrush on more than one occasion and all the other times you were exposed.

If you ever contact me again, I'll get a restraining order.

Sincerely,
OP



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THAT should keep her busy for a while.

Love the letter back... that is priceless...