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Rage9

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I haven't seen a thread about this, so fuck it.

What's up with the retarded ass banner at the top of the forum?

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Stop Press? Do you mean "Stop the Presses"? You're running an affiliate scheme? Why would I trust an improved scheme?

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So this "New scheme" actually makes sales, unlike your last scheme that didn't make any sales?

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Who gave you an award? I've never fucking heard of you. Chances are you'll sell out like Volsh (oooo BURN!!!).

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That's about all I have.

So WTF?
 


LMAO! I have to admit that I'm fucking happy with the banner, it's damn time for a little color change up in this bitch.

Graphics do suck though in the banner.

Stop playing with paint bitches! lol
 
Rage9 said:
I haven't seen a thread about this, so fuck it.

What's up with the retarded ass banner at the top of the forum?

banner1hb.jpg

Stop Press? Do you mean "Stop the Presses"? You're running an affiliate scheme? Why would I trust an improved scheme?

banner2xx.jpg

So this "New scheme" actually makes sales, unlike your last scheme that didn't make any sales?

banner3l.jpg

Who gave you an award? I've never fucking heard of you. Chances are you'll sell out like Volsh (oooo BURN!!!).

banner4wp.jpg

That's about all I have.

So WTF?
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I highly doubt anyones even bothered clicking that thing seeing as how this forum is one of the only places that's not full of dumbasses. Whoever placed that ad could have realized that if they would have spent even a couple days here browsing threads. Who knows though, maybe I'm wrong.
 
I clicked through to make sure it wasn't some kind of joke, but I did not convert.
 
The banner got my attention, not because of the material, simply because of the color.

After reading the banner, I had no idea wtf they are promoting, so I clicked out of curiosity

After I hit the landing page and scan through it, still had no idea what they do until I actually spend some time and read about it.

Complete fail
 
Jardini said:
The banner got my attention, not because of the material, simply because of the color.

After reading the banner, I had no idea wtf they are promoting, so I clicked out of curiosity

After I hit the landing page and scan through it, still had no idea what they do until I actually spend some time and read about it.

Complete fail
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The best part is they are asking us to get entangled into a "scheme"!

These Brits surely know how to make themselves look legit!
 
dunno wy u guise b hatin' i clicked dat shit yessaday an dat queen alredy b al up on mi nutz cuz i gots mad english ducketz, ya herd?









(I thought people did it to save time, but it's surprisingly very difficult and time-consuming to even attempt to write that way. Sigh. I'm old.)
 
Jardini said:
The banner got my attention, not because of the material, simply because of the color.

After reading the banner, I had no idea wtf they are promoting, so I clicked out of curiosity

After I hit the landing page and scan through it, still had no idea what they do until I actually spend some time and read about it.

Complete fail
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LOL, exactly what I just did right before I stumbled across this thread.
 
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