Recent content by Transplant

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    Old School Porn Style index page problem.

    A family friend came to me yesterday and was wondering why his website was on a steady SERP decline and was now listed on page 3 along with obscure blog, facebook, and forum posts for his keyword combo. I checked into his website and found a bunch of strange 90's style things going on that I...
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    Weird Adwords Tool Timesaver

    So I'm messing around with the Adwords Keyword Tool today and I find that if you copy one of the keyword combos from right to left, then paste it to the notepad, it gives you the average cpc as quoted in the Adwords Traffic Estimator Sandbox. All of the numbers are within about 10% within the...
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    Walmart is lobster Mafia

    Fucking shit. I just went inland today to sam's club and they are selling this shit at 9.95/lb WTF? Our boat price just dropped down to 3.25/lb (for run) the day before yesterday. Hundreds of boats (including us) are selling their catch for jack shit around here while it's for sale for 3x...
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    I need a somewhat specific zip submit

    So a while ago I had a sweet zip submit running. It was a general electronics submit that gave you a drop down that let you choose your prize from a dozen or so devices. Phones, tvs, laptops, game systems, etc. I swear it was running on copeac or directleads, but haven't found any luck...
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    Date/time script help, (i'm retarded)

    I have a static website featuring articles that never get updated. I'm trying to make it look like it's being updated every day or other day by placing dates that change on the top of the articles. I've tried to combine these scripts with no avail. <SCRIPT> // Courtesy of SimplytheBest.net -...
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    shitty father's day.....litterally

    ok so........... I received 3 plum trees for father's day, and went behind my trailer (double-wide) to clear a swath o' brush so I could plant them. That is when I found that my main shit pipe connecting my trailer (double-wide) to the holding tank had broke. It had been run over by an...
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    Time to take a break?

    Maybe Google does this when it sees us guys working too hard. allinurl: google suck ass - Google Search I got other shit to do anyway.
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    Harbor Hogging, A Maine Coast mating ritual

    All right you country boys, if your live on the rural coast or just somewhere redneck, here's a tutorial for ya. If you want to get laid around here, best thing to do is go "harbor hogging" and here's how you do it. #1. Get on the scanner and make sure the cop has left the island for the...
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    www.noshellgames.com has 3 backlinks

    I was watching that stupid vonage commercial about bundeling services and the shell games that other companies play. their site has 3 backlinks, only 143 pages contain the text no shell ,games, and only 7 pages have it in thier anchor text. The niche that I'm working in right now has my...
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    Weird affiliate program

    If you eat goldfish you don't qualify for their program though. Make hard CA$H from home while the world is in flames! There's some fucked up marketers out there :angel:
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    Yup, I went yardsaleing.

    So my buddy convinced me to go yardsaleing with him. He always gets stupid deals on stuff and sells them on e-bay. Spread out over 5 yardsales I got: Dell Dimension 2200 Monitor keyboard Lexmark printer unopened printer cartriges new 17" monitor with flat screen Belkin wireless Pre-N...
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    hahaha...learn to spell check

    Caught this one and the first reply on a seo forum Quote: <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by BSolveIT I've just...
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    good webhosting reseller?

    I'm about to jump into reseller webhosting Basically making websites for people and hosting them myself I'm thinking about going with hostgator, they seem to have a good setup and stuff. I'm not concerned with price/month, just the best setup and they seem have it. Have any of you had a...
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    How's your 4th?

    wrong section, oops
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    Fess up Fuckers

    Ok, I will admit I have never exceeded 1 gig in bandwith a month. I know I totally suck but I'm making a few bucks a day. You don't have to admit your niche, number of sites, time in the business, nothing about your business (unless you want to) It can't be as bad as me, so what's your...