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    Creepy 70s Commercials

    70s Ice Cream Commercial YouTube - 70's Ice Cream Commercial Ball Breaker YouTube - ball breaker Not 70s but pretty funny: Mr. Bucket YouTube - Mr Bucket Commercial (longer version)
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    Hide the Fart

    Stupid, but addicting! Hide the Fart - Presented by AddictingGames No, it's not mine. :)
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    Experienced design criticism.

    I'm no designer. Or coder. I'm a writer. But people that know me know that I "do stuff on the internet" so I get all kinds of goofy requests from "Can you build me a MySpace layout?" to "I spilled beer on my computer. Can you fix it?" Anyway, a friend of mine wants to advertise her...
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    Why I slave away day after day...(pics)

    Last week, the grandmother that helped raised me passed away from emphysema. She was a tough old German lady that taught me many lessons about life when I was growing up. So to cheer me up, a couple of friends of mine called me up to take my girlfriend and I fishing since they knew that we...
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    Proof that Europe has rednecks too!

    I live in the American South so I'm constantly barraged by redneck and hick jokes from my friends up north, out west, and overseas. So this article was particularly funny for me. Drunken man parks horse in bank foyer - Yahoo! News
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    Let's trade! (p.s. you get the better deal here)

    As a designer/programmer/web developer, I'm a hell of a writer. I need a flash template installed on a shared GoDaddy server. The template was bought at TemplateMonster.com. I also need the stock photographs that came with the template to be replaced with a few dozen images that I will...
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    Virginia Tech shooting

    Gunman kills 30 on Virginia Tech campus - Yahoo! News I admit it. I hate crazy people. If someone has the real need to go out shooting a bunch of people, why do they always go to the schools? Why take it out on a bunch of innocent kids and young adults? It just doesn't make sense. If they...
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    Gmail

    Anyone getting an error message from Gmail? "We’re sorry, but your Google Mail account is currently experiencing errors. You won’t be able to log in while these errors last, but don’t worry, your account data and messages are safe. Our engineers are working to resolve this issue...
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    What are you going to do with your big buttocks?

    Perhaps it's because it's late at night, but this translation had me rolling. I can't be the only one that thinks the translation is hysterical. Black Eyed Peas/My Humps "I'm going to get you drunk You will feel drunk with love looking at my buttocks at my buttocks my buttocks and my...
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    RGX Spray girl

    Smokin'. 'Nuff said. RGX Girl
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    Professional, custom written articles for $.015 per word or LESS

    Professional, custom written articles for $.0275 (2.75 cents) per word! Sweet deal! I've never pimped my writing out for such a low price before, but I can use some cash to put towards some projects that I desperately need to get done. I am a NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER and was even a COLLEGE...
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    DP:It's like sitting between two idiots having a conversation.

    I used to really like DP. I did. When I thought it was the only webmaster/affiliate marketing/whatever forum out there. Now I know better. So I don't venture over there much, but I figured I would today since I'd like to pick up a $100 or $200 Adwords coupon because..well, it'd be better...
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    Video: Guy built a roller coaster in his back yard

    I just saw this on Yahoo's front page (yeah I hate it when it actually catches my eye and I waste time). Anyway, I think it's pretty cool because I'm into building shit. Backyard Roller Coaster - Yahoo! Video I built a bar in my house last year and it's nicer than 90% of the ones in "real"...
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    Most of you are too young to remember who he is...

    ...but the lead singer of Boston, Brad Delp died Friday. If you're a fan of "classic rock" then you'll definitely know who I'm talking about. Boston lead singer Brad Delp dies at 55 - Yahoo! News One thing that I thought was cool is that they pulled the official band website and replaced it...
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    I'm Going to Hell or...

    I can't decide what to title this thread so you guys can decide. Pick between: "I'm Going to Hell" or "How I am Making My Fat Friend Rich By Getting Him to Screw Fat Chicks That Are About to Die." Ok, so a few months ago my roommate, Phil brought a buddy of his (also named Phil) down from...
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    The Underweight Webmaster's Guide to Putting on Some Muscle

    There's a lot of conversation going on on the boards about how a lot of WF members want to gain some weight. As a guy that has a metabolism like a jackrabbit on crack, I know that gaining good muscle weight can be a challenge. It's not enough to eat, you have to eat right. It's not enough to...
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    How the average internet user can teach you SO much.

    I was at work today and one of the guys from out in the manufacturing division comes in and asks me to buy him a special kind of tool box (I'm a purchasing agent). So I ask him to describe it to me, but he tells me that he can "do me one better" and actually show it to me "on that there...
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    I'll pay you a dollar three-eighty to make this into a .gif!

    It will be easy to spot the good part in this vid! Crazy Dance Slap - Stupid Guy Videos
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    Southeastern U.S. members?

    It always seems like the west coast and northeast have the largest concentrations of IM people. I know that virtually no one that lives anywhere near me knows anything about...well...anything about this stuff. So I was wondering if anyone on WF lived in the U.S. southeast? I'm in Charleston...