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    Hot offer then ... not?

    Im promoting an offer that in the first couple of days was converting very well. My ctr from ppc to my landing page is 4.24%. My landing page to their landing page is 200sent -> 153 followed through. The first couple of days I made 9.00 while only spending like 4.00. That's three conversions...
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    What Metric?

    Hi Guys What metric do you use to determine what keywords are performing the best on your landing pages? Bounce Rate? (A zero% bounce rate is the best? I have several of these) Average time on site (High or low? I have as high as 2:19 and a lot of 0:00) Visits (I have several high visit...
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    Help With Landing Page

    Hi, Im looking for critique of my landing page. It's the first one I've ever made (Read: Copied from "Weight Loss" Google Search and hacked up mercillessly) and I've tried to incorporate everything I know about funneling people. Thank you for your suggestions, Josh Fake Out Caller ID! | The...
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    What to charge for this?

    Someone has asked me to install a website for them. It uses smarty php templates and a mysql back end. The guy making it for him, from china, all but up and dissapeared before it was to be installed. I have, for free, installed the website on one of my servers and shown him it can be done...
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    ...Does anyone else think that Top Affiliate Challege is fucking retarded?

    I just had some time to burn and actually tried to watch one of these episodes. What. An. Atrocity. The host sounds like she's recovering from a heavy night of drinking. I can't even believe how many sponsors they got for this retarded shit. EVERYTHING is sponsored by someone of something. I...
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    How to get on the other side of the fence? I want affiliate marketers.

    Let's say I have a widget. It's got national TV coverage, and it's in a very popular niche. How do I get onto an affiliate network as a publisher? Suggestions as to which one? Thanks, Josh
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    Multiple updates in mysql?

    How can I do multiple updates at one time with multiple where statements? Example: Update set values (12,13,25,35,46,46,57,78,339) WHERE column = (23,224,25,26,27,28,29,30,31)
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    Sym Links ... For Databases ?

    I have a huge database table. It's a products table for a website that has 100k products. I've been charged with duplicating the website, under a different brand. Since the database is constantly updated with stock, and price info, is there a way I can "sym link" to it from my other database...
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    Stolen Birth Certificate and Credit Bureaus

    I just want to say. Credit reporting is the biggest fucking scam known to man. I had my birth certificate stolen. Trying to get these bureaus to do anything about it that isn't 11.95 a month is LIKE PULLING FUCKING TEETH. I have good credit. And I want to protect it. BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...
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    Forward slash in php tags?

    Why do people do this in PHP <br /> It's a hard question to search for. I don't do that, and my code works fine. Curiosity killed the cat. Josh
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    PHP and MySQL Problem

    I have a problem where PHP is not Echoing things until it's gotten through a ton, it not all of the queries in a loop. Shouldn't it echo "inline"? Anyone had a weird problem like this? I have an ungodly slow program that times out and is making my life miserable. I've included some code below...
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    Really fresh keywords?

    Anyone scraping Google Trends for keywords (They even have a yummy RSS Feed) and then building articles based on those keywords automagically? Im thinking about this. I wish I could just delegate this idea to my "team". But for right now, I am my team. Josh
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    Anyone like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?

    I saw this on hulu today. (hulu.com ftw. You can make clips? awesome.) anyhow, this clip was cracking me up. My Aunt Is Hot » Always Sunny in Philadelphia Clip
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    Logging into sites with PHP/cURL via a Php script?

    I need some creative minds to bounce this problem off of. Here is my problem: I wrote a script to do some database related functions in Zen Cart. Zen cart requires any script that can get its hand on the database live in a folder called "admin". I want to set the script to run via cron...
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    How to paint your own sneakers

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    Drop Shipping?

    Hey Guys, Anyone here have some good recommendations of reputable drop shippers? I like the idea of having a lot of products to choose from and being able to make them up as I see fit. Thanks, Josh
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    Automatically Backing Up MySQL Dbs?

    Hey Guys, I'm looking for a way, maybe in PHP, to automatically back up my DB's. I've got some somewhat critical Ecommerce stuff running, and Im starting to not feel good about my daily back ups. I'd like to ideally tie in back ups of certain tables to certain events. ie, a New order comes in...
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    Living arrangement effecting my bottom line. How to hande?

    Hey guys, I came here for help with the last serious issue I had (Someone fucking me on a web design job) and the advice I received worked out well for me. I live in a house with some other guys. It's a college house. It sucks. But it's all I can afford right now, and I had to get out of my...
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    Squirt Submission?

    I'll pay someone a reasonable amount to Squirt a site for me. Thanks Josh
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    Using SQL LIMIT to get an alphabetical range? ie A-R

    How might I LIMIT my sql statement to return a range of letters from a column. I've had no luck with the regex function. Here's what I want: Apple Bear Charlie Dog Echo Fox Girl Zulu I want to return Bear, Charlie, Dog, Echo (B-E) SELECT * FROM `items` WHERE ...? Thanks! Josh