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My roomate, who is an industrious and lucrative business person introduced me to his business partner. They wanted a website done, pimptastically. I delivered them just this. Custom flash videos, integration with their existing stuff, SEO integration, etc etc. They also wanted custom Vinyl...

Hey Guys, I'm getting better with regex, but this query is giving me a mother of a time. I want to capture the information between two arbitrary html tags, with no back references. (so it'll parse less shit) in this case, the tag is named <Features> and </Features>...

I got hired to do some SOAP work with php. What libs are you guys using? Any tips on parsing the return XML? Has anyone used CURL to access SOAP? josh

If you are always looking for a new search engine that siphons it's results from someone else here you go. winzy.com If you have no idea why I'm linking you to this, worry not. If you see the link building opportunity here, chances are you have more than 3 posts. Josh

I'm promoting a tattoo site right now and I'm looking for people running sites with lots of traffic in the following areas: Motorsports Video Games Fashion T-Shirts Rock Music Counter Culture Piercings Tattoos (obviously) Even Ebaum type websites would be ok as long as it's high traffic and USA.

I'm doing some SEO/Design/Sale Development for a website. We decided we would do a 1 month trial of my work for $300, + 1/2 the profit after they recoup advertising expenses. Here's the problem: They have a shitty product and practically no margin. So, even good SEO work is worthless if no one...

I'm looking for a template and webpage design with a gui back end. Here's what they need to be able to do: Edit the Text Add a page It needs to have a CSS menu that's dynamic. I'm looking for something like Welcome to Quantum Helicopters Quote me a price, but don't bother wasting your time...

Hey Guys, I've been to sites, like computer ones that say, "Google Sent you here because you were looking for xyz" I want to make a script that directs someone to a different site, if they were searching for something specific. I have a site that ranks ridiculously for something really smutty...

I'm selling a no frills website creator script. Here's the gist: Populate a database with the URL's for RSS Feeds. The script will put the articles into the database while checking for duplicate articles. Then, from the 'backend' you enter a keyword to parse for, and a general keyword to find...

Slimey fucks have made finding Free OSC templates DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE on the SERPS. I fee like doing some serious SEO on a REAL FREE template site for free just to piss these assholes off. Anyhow, I'm looking for OSC templates that are free, or in the sub 10 dollar range. It's an open source...

My name is Joshua Ziering. I'm an english/creative writing major at a major university. English is my first love and language. I was raised by a teacher, and it held me to a higher standard (She was afraid I would embarrass her to other teachers). I'm also a stand up comedian, and write all of...

I'm selling a PR4 domain. It's a niche I thought would be profitable, but ended up being not so much for my taste. I've never really developed it beyond the basics. It has nice back links, and ranks for good keywords, it's just low traffic because I've done nothing for it lately. The domain is...

Full Size Electric Airplane Debuts at OshKosh Posted in Uncategorized at 11:43 am by admin Something very quiet hapened this year at OshKosh: An electric airplane flew into the show. Powered by one giant motor, and some batteries, the Waiex is the Sonex Airplane Company’s newest...

I'm looking for a designer to make a generic website template for me. I've got a basic layout, but I need something that looks professional. Here is the website I have now. I want it to look clean and professional. We Provide Information on finding, choosing, picking, or managing Apple Josh

I have a great script I've been writing. It's the kind of thing that'll be in high demand. Lots of people here are selling similiar things for $150. I want to let people use mine free of charge. In exchange, the code will be heavily obfuscated, and 10% of the time it will put in my affiliate...

I'm trying to parse something that looks like this: <tr> <td><b><a href="/foo/Apple" title="Apple">Apples</a></b></td> <td>A lot of apples</td> <td> I want to get the info after /foo/. I'm currently using this, but it's not working. "^<a href=\"/foo(.*)\"" Thanks for your help! Josh

I'm looking for an image scraper based on keywords. If one doesn't exist, I'm about to start writing it. IT doesn't even need a front end, I can just ref it in my php if neccesary. Here's the functionality i'm looking for. (Pseudo code) fetchpics( keyword ) query google images (keyword)...

Anyone using Google Goals to Track adsense? I want to know where my clickers are coming from. I'm kind of cloudy on google goals, as it's still relatively new. Has anyone come up with a nice stream lined way to track who clicks the ads? It'd be nice to know their queries or referers. Thanks, Josh

Wrote this earlier today after seeing her retarded ass carrying one around. 10 Reasons Why I'd Pick an iPhone over Lindsay Lohan 1) 5 Years from now, the iPhone will still look the same basic way it did the day I bought it. 2) The iPhone is fashionable. And thin. 3) After a long night...

Hey Guys, I'm running a small oscommerce shop that sells stickers. The stickers have a broad appeal, and would work great for affiliate selling. Is anyone using a contribution or add-on for OS Commerce for affiliate marketing? What's the commission you're offering? I'm thinking of offering a...