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  1. nvanprooyen

    Crazy Redneck Cathing Snapping Turtles

    So much gold, LMAO Man catches snapping turtles with bare hands. [VIDEO] "Or typhoid", "No it would be a water snake" His ethnicity breakdown is awesome. "Got my teeth knocked out by a chainsaw" Priceless.
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    UFO Shuts Down Chinese Airport

    You guys see this? UFO in China Closes Airport and Prompts Investigation - ABC News Pretty crazy. Guessing it's military, but who knows.
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    OH HAI GAIZ! I'M NEW HERE!

    Seriously, what the fuck? Is it just me or are there like 3-4 asshats starting these fucking threads every day lately. FUCKING READ THE FORUM RULES. Time to start swinging the ban hammer and cleaning this place up. The retard : good poster ratio is getting way too high in my opinion.
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    Where Should I Move?

    I've lived in FL for the past 10 years or so and I'm ready to move, at least for a little while. My business allows me to be practically anywhere, provided I have a computer and a high speed internet connection (as I would imagine is the case for many of you). I'd like to live in a place with...
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    l33t haxor in seek of spiritual guidance

    Please contact me if you are interested in a knowledge swap.
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    foreach loop question

    Here comes my noob ass question of the day. I have an array called $match1 that I want to loop through: foreach ($match1 as $v1) { foreach ($v1 as $v2) { $v2 = str_replace($clean, '',$v2); echo "$v2\n"; } } However, I only want the values $match[1][0], $match[1][1]...
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    Can't Wait For Football To Start

    For all the soccer people who are going to invade this thread, just STFU, seriously. After watching these if you don't understand why they wear helmets and pads you are a retard. For the rest of you, here are some videos I grabbed off an article I read earlier today. Enjoy...
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    curl & proxies

    Keep getting a "Warning: curl_setopt() expects parameter 1 to be resource, null given", but I'm passing it a IP and port. I even tried to hardcode a value in instead of using the variable to test it and it still throws the same error. Here is what my code looks like: curl_setopt($curl...
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    Magento Templates

    Looking for someone to convert either PSDs or standard compliant XHTML into Magento themes. This will likely be a long term relationship. Please PM me or reply in this thread with rates, experience etc. Magento experience required. Extra ++ for those familiar with coding custom modules and...
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    Joomla Custom Module

    Not sure if there are any of you that actively develop in Joomla, but figured I'd start here. I'm working on a site that has a recent articles module. I've looked at mod_latestnews and several other modules, but haven't found one that outputs in the format I want it to yet. Here's a screen shot...
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    cURL Question

    This is probably easy, but say I needed to scrape something on a page that I couldn't direct link to because it requires a session ID (e.g. a shopping cart). I can however browse to the product detail page with the add to cart button on it. If I go to this page, is it possible to "click" on this...
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    fsockopen() and ips...

    I have a scraper that I've been working on for awhile that has a few functions that use fsockopen to connect to a few things to grab data. The classes for these came from somewhere else, I didn't write them. Most of the app uses cURL. I'm randomizing my IP addresses (thanks Karl for the help) so...
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    Stupid Javascript Question

    I don't know shit about Javascript and avoid it at pretty much all costs. I have something quick and dirty I need to do with it though and can't figure out what I'm doing wrong. Basically, it's a select box with a handful of options and I want to change the target href based on the value of the...
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    jQuery Form Validation

    I hate forms. One of the things I hate most (beyond getting them to render correctly in IE when using pure CSS), is handling validation and presenting the issues in a visually appealing manner, without compromising the layout / structure of the form. I was looking for a solution to this and ran...
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    The Pacific

    Anyone watching this? I really liked Band of Brothers and this seems like it's going to be on par (so far anyways).
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    Free LP & Email Templates

    I know how some of you love free shit...and maybe this will keep you from stealing from the rest of us for a few days: Landing Page Templates (& Email Companions!) Disclaimer: Not sure how good they are. Just got an email about it and figured I would pass it along.
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    Arrested Development

    Watching all the old episodes again (for the 10th time). How in the fuck did this get canceled? Anyone else a fan?
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    Wordpress & E-Com

    Anyone know of any decent plugins for WP for selling physical products? I'm not looking for a cart solution per ce...just something to manage product categories / detail pages etc. Ultimately, I'll probably use some other 3rd party solution (e.g. UltraCart) to handle the cart / gateway...
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    The New Dork

    Mildly entertaining.... YouTube - THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | Grasshopper.com
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    Ultracart

    Looking for a cart / processing solution for a client. They have a pretty small number of products, so something full blown like Magento is over kill. Anyone use Ultracart? Another client of mine is using UC and it seems fairly robust in terms of functionality on the back end of things, but I...