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In a recent study of boobs threads, erect found that 99% of wickedfire faps like there is no tomorrow. 85% of the users surveyed also included toys, ropes, clothes pins, blow up dolls, fleshlights & small rodents in their daily masturbation activities. The results of this study proved that...

Seeing as we've got some seriously talented programmers on this board, I figured it would be great to have a thread dedicated to our toys so everyone here can bask in our awesomeness. Guidelines All code should be php (either oop or function based) Include all code inside vb php tags If the...

First, youtube changed their external links to ajax (therefore not indexable). Now digg is moving to the diggbar. I've been following the diggbar because it greatly effects how I parasitically use digg. The toolbar just got launched a few days ago, so the final verdict is unclear. On one...

I buy aged domains & wrote a slick little script that combs domain selling forums and looks up the stats for potential domains to buy. Each and every day I see decent domains going for almost nothing that simply don't fit my plans ... I figured I'd start a thread and post them for you guys...

Obama budget could bring $9.3 trillion in deficits

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I've got a list of numbers in Turkish (?) that I need to get translated into English. A simple str_replace won't work, I'm assuming php just doesn't recognize character set and ignores the matches. This simple little script below attempts to do the translation for me but has no success. I...

I'm from the school of thought that .htaccess security is better than any php based login system. Currently, I'm building some software that could potentially be self hosted by users. This script already has a mysql database so adding a login system would not be much additional effort on my...

Valentine's day is only 3 weeks away ... are your campaigns ready to profit? Either way, here's a little help getting your offers set up. Valentine's day keyword report Some of the people interested in my keyword service wanted an example report. I didn't want to do this with a profitable...

So I ran across the site 100 dollar leads.com, it's basically an eye catching business card for you to leave around town. I immediately thought of you guys and doctored their product up so we can expose MMO to the world ... I think it's ready for the big time. Possible uses 1. that bartender...

I'm openly soliciting help from all the affiliate marketers here on how to get the best keywords for a PPC campaign. KEI is an analysis of a keywords potential that is used by wordtracker, but it's based on SEO ... not PPC. I'm trying work something out so I can attach a number to a...

The other day I posted a thread and got some feedback on a new tool I built for my personal empire (I'm getting ready for SEOempire II which should be released any day, right Eli?). After hacking into place some suggestions from some of you guys, I think I've built a nice little keyword tool...

So, this afternoon I took a tool I built a while ago to scrape together a list keywords & fed it lots and lots of cocaine. I'm not going to talk much about what's under the hood other than to say I pull words from TONS of places and use the data to spit out some pretty damn relevant keyword...

Apparently Jay Mohr is so into his wife he's adding her last name to his legally. Her last name is Cox. The sad part about this is that he's not secure enough in his masculinity to do this the traditional way of dropping the new name at the end .. which would make his last name "Mohr Cox" I...

44 sheep sacrificed to honor Obama victory It took some serious voodoo to get him elected apparently. The sacrifiers made signs claiming "You are one of us" and "We love you". Since we know now that these bassackwards people are behind him, the sheeple of America will have to follow suit or...

Never had a complaint before about zone.net but I'm getting a little pissed at the moment. 1 of my 5 hosting accounts has been down since 3AM or so on Friday morning. So like I'm a forgiving soul, but shit, at some point they you'd think that running a service once or twice would suffice but...

Ok, so as I mentioned over at the other thread, I'm looking for a new avatar. The first ones I posted were only pretty good so I trimmed the fat and added a few extras. Poll ends in 24 hours and since I can't use the boobs icon and start a poll at the same time, I chose tits so post your votes...

I considered changing avatars today but was unsure which was my best. Please consider the following... 1. The default erect avatar 2. erect's tribute avatar to nachoninja 3. erect's tribute avatar to lotsofzeros 4. erect's tribute avatar to WF 5. erect's tribute to conspiracies

Ok, it's the day after the elections and we've got the wrong type of person in office yet again. What we really need is a 3rd choice as the Republocrats have too much power to think clearly what is right for the people. Here's what I'm advocating: 1. All people with beliefs not directly tied...