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A retarded kid gets to be around 20 years old. His father realizes that the kid has no chance of ever getting laid. So he brings him to you. The kid has the intelligence of a 9 year old but the same sex drive as anyone his own age. He has the usual ticks, jumping up and down, rocking ect...

...from the sidewalk around my property? I don't own the sidewalk. I can't even order people not to loiter in front of my house should they choose to do so. So why should I have to remove snow from it?

I put my gorflops on one grundel at a time.

I have mysql database dump of a book of poems. The database is organized into chapters and pages. What I would like to do is import this data into wordpress so that I get several hundred individual wordpress posts that are essentially the individual pages of the book. There will be other...

What companies{contractors, mercenaries, ect} to invest in? I suppose the whole "support the troops" slogan market is pretty well saturated, but are there any Iran-centric items that might go well?

I think the republicans are fucked this time around and I think they know it which is why no real candidates are in the race. I also think that Dick Morris or someone like him is running polls 18 hrs a day to see how we can get a 70 year old woman into the white house in 2016. Hillary says, she...

Is there an all in one solution that allows for facebook likes, and commenting from at least facebook twitter and google accounts? Does openID: 1: have wordpress integration 2:allow facebook?

Please explain why you like him.

I've been using them for years. My question is, do you leave negative reviews for things that you didn't like? For places where I've ordered once and the food was crap, I don't care. But for places that I use a lot and happen to find something they suck at making, I'm kind of leery of saying...

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Asia is nice, but its fucking far. I don't feel like dying from a stroke after a 15 hour plane ride. Thinking about heading over to mexico for a bit. I'm wondering about things like internet access and monthly/yearly rent on a three bedroom apartment.

It speaks to me.

Even their firefighters look like a god-damn break-dance crew.

I have a bunch of projects that all need incremental things done; setup wordpress, get 1000 word article. choose designer. Little bullshit things like that. I am spending most of the day working on the larger things that have to be done, and find that the little things keep piling up. I've...

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret 2x01 Todd's Terrible Day Ends and His Next Terrible Day Begins (2012) DivX - icefilms.info

looking for something where users can choose yea or nay on a given post. My vision for the site is that membership will be through either facebook or open ID, so it would be nice if I could hook that in somehow. Anyone have a lead on something like this?

Trying to figure out if this shit is real. NEW North Face Mens MAINELINE TRICLIMATE jacket RED nwt | eBay Not really sold on the color, but I can imagine wearing it a few times before passing it on to someone if the red really starts getting to me. Its only a savings of about $70, but I'm a...

You ready to take this ride motherfuckers? US commander visits Israel to finalize missile... JPost - Defense

When I was a kid, and that wasn't that long ago, jews had rosh hashanah and that was it. Now all of a sudden this Hanukkah bullshit springs up out of nowhere and its eerily close to Christmas. We have enough bullshit holidays in december already, can we cut the crap jews? A holiday about a...