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  1. lucab

    Yahoo! Search Results Parser

    I wrote up a little script a few days ago to grab SERPs results from Yahoo!. I had another script which just queried their regular search page, but I was getting temp IP banned after not too long, so I knew I had to get an API key. I figured I would post this in here so it would get more views...
  2. lucab

    www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com

    D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y LOL
  3. lucab

    EXTREME STUPIDITY CONTENT

    Okay, I've got a good one. Now I am going to try and keep my tone not condescending, but if I come off that way at times, give me a pass. Last night I was sitting at my friends drinking a couple of beers when some kids we knew pulled in downstairs. We went down and someone started talking about...
  4. lucab

    MARKET2MILLIONS.COM

    some cocksucker is apparently scraping cell phone numbers off of craigslist and coldcalling people with a message. the site is sellyourride.info, and they just cold called me. i recently posted an ad on craigslist boston to sell my lexus. got this info via whois, it looks like some design /...
  5. lucab

    Weed Porn

    For my 420th post...
  6. lucab

    Wierd Craig's List Personal Ad

    CRAIGSLIST CONFIDENTIAL: The freaky mogul of Pac Heights - Valleywag
  7. lucab

    My Simple MySQL Class

    Just started teaching myself PHP in the last month or so, and I have begun to develop some very useful little tools that I use daily. I thought I would share this class I made for MySQL. Here is the code: <? ###################################### ########### MySQL Class ##########...
  8. lucab

    wtf xampp

    I am running xampp on Vista. I DL'ed InstantRails, which obv would need to be configured with the existing Apache server and MySQL. First, you have to shut off the xampp Apache. For some reason, I can't shut off Apache, it is giving an "ERROR: -1, BUSY". Apache and MySQL are running as a...
  9. lucab

    Party Poker Screws Affiliates (long)

    Party Poker screws all of their affiliates for the month of May, claiming that many affiliates owe them money because of multiple accounts opened by referred players. One affiliate firm is told by Party Poker that they owe them $250K plus. lol Cross posted from here. Found this post in...
  10. lucab

    Sixth grader kills 1/2 ton boar

    Boy bags hog said bigger than 'Hogzilla' - Yahoo! News :eek:
  11. lucab

    Online DB of Informants and Agents

    Who's A Rat - Largest Online Database of Informants and Agents :eek: I just found this. It seems pretty fucking cool. It is a paid service, but it could have a ton of demand. I guess it depends on how they are getting their info. If it is from leaks within law enforcement agencies...
  12. lucab

    LOL at craigslist beggars

    Stumbled across this post while browsing the CL spam flagging forum, filled with self-righteous meatsticks. It keeps getting reposted and flagged, ad infinitum. Extreme need for land or land with a house LOL :repuke: :sleep:
  13. lucab

    Fake testimonials / reviews / claims

    Just how far do all you WF affiliate marketers go when thinking of ways to promote a new affiliate offer? Particularly when creating content and sales copy. For example, fake testimonials, bogus reviews, posing as a lawyer or authoritative figure(s), fake signatures, etc... There is obviously a...
  14. lucab

    Just bought...

    Buy 2, get 1 free. oreillymedia.com
  15. lucab

    ROFL cop and his wife "die" from pot brownies

    This is too funny. "I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do." "get your wife.." "Shes on the living room ground now" "Time is going by really really really slow" "What's the score in the Red Wings game?" ROFL Cop Freaks Out - CollegeHumor video...
  16. lucab

    Excel to MySQL

    .......
  17. lucab

    Scraping web pages on the fly

    I am designing a site that allows users to enter a product they are looking for: for example, "Widget 3000." Now this happens to be a blue widget. When the user enters the product, I want to display this product with some details, along with other blue widgets. Learning different methods and...
  18. lucab

    PHP script to rotate through aff links

    I am trying to write a script that rotates through affiliate links. For example, person A clicks on the sign up link, and gets sent to aff link A. Person B comes by and clicks on the same sign up link, but gets sent to aff link B. I really don't know shit about PHP, so I am just sort of...
  19. lucab

    Copeac crashed last night

    I just set up a new campaign in adwords to send traffic to a one form submit on copeac. This was last night. The ad copy was highly targetted and the keywords used are targetted as well. I wake up this morning and see 66 clicks from adwords - ctr of about 1.4%. Not too bad. I go to check my...