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  1. GimpSpack

    How Do You Overcome Cynicism?

    Hi. My name is GimpSpack, and I am a cynical asshole. (In case you couldn't tell). I'm highly skeptical about "feel-good" shit. I put almost zero faith in romantic love. I'm allergic to social convention & prolonged harmony I gravitate towards dark shit (humor/entertainment) Motivational...
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    Facebook.

    HEY FACEBOOK, LOOK AT MY LIFE! THIS IS THE IMAGE I WANT TO PROJECT TO EVERYONE. I'M HAPPY, AND VERY EXCITING. MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE GREAT, AND I AM NORMAL. HERE'S MY BABY. I'M PROUD BECAUSE IT GIVES ME PURPOSE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT ANYONE WITH GENITALS AND POOR IMPULSE CONTROL CAN HAVE ONE. THAT...
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    End Racism Now: It's Time to Hold Blacks Accountable for Their Actions

    Want to see how absolutely empty, vapid, hypocritical, and sheep-like these "OH POOR #MIKEBROWN!" hashtag clones are? Want to REALLY see what this country thinks about black people? Check this story out: The catch? Little 5-year-old Laylah lived in a predominately black neighborhood. Her...
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    7 Reasons You're Politically Irrational (And Don't Even Know It)

    Do you ever wonder why there's so much contention within political discourse? Why individuals religiously defend their political ideologies, despite their seemingly blatant flaws? Do you feel like no matter how well you articulate your position on something to someone, it always goes in one...
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    The White Woman's Perspective.

    So I decided I'd start trolling KKK websites. It's actually great entertainment. I have a special place in my heart for fringe political/cultural movements. I really do. On one hand, I respect the balls it takes to go against the grain. On the other hand, I enjoy the lulz to be had by mindless...
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    Doug Stanhope is King

    I don't know how many of you guys are into standup comedy, but I can't get enough. So far, my top 5 are: 1. Louis CK 2. Bill Burr 3. George Carlin 4. Richard Pryor 5. Doug Stanhope. Out of all them, Stanhope is king. He's undoubtedly one of the most underrated comedians alive today. Make...
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    $15 Minimum Wage in Seattle Approved

    Seattle might raise its minimum wage to $15. This is not a good idea. I'm not the most astute economist on the block, but I can't see this going well. Thoughts?
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    Feds Approve Powdered Alcohol. Hilarity Will Not Ensue

    Feds approve powdered alcohol; 'Palcohol' available later this year - Washington Times Think of it like instant Iced Tea. Or Instant DUI. Or Instant unwanted pregnancy. Or Instant blackout. Or instant knife fight. Or instant Blood Test traffic stops? They would have been better off...
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    Where's Guerilla?

    Yeah, I know he catches flack for his stubborn, opinionated tendencies... ...But seriously, I always looked forward to his posts. People are gettin too soft around here. We need some biting criticism and critical thinking every once in a while. :2gunsfiring_v1:
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    Marketing Through a Fictitious Persona

    What's your guys take on marketing through a fabricated/fictitious persona? Let's say you want to promote a new product you just developed, but you don't want to use your real identity to represent it. Does anyone have experience with this? Any tactics that hide your identity, but don't...
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    Militarized America: What These Cops Did Will Shock You...

    I haven't popped a good ole' fashion hate boner for the police state in a while, but this video definitely had me wiping potential offspring from my chest with the dirty sock of self-righteous, Libertarian angst. Scenes from Militarized America: Iowa family 'terrorized' - YouTube TL;DW...
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    Fuck you, I'm nothing like you.

    I love fucking with people. Seriously. Black people expect me to act like I fit into their shitty little culture, and white people think I'm like them because I can articulate myself. Here's a hint: I'm nothing like you. I think American black culture sucks dick. I think white culture sucks...
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    Is ClickBank Still Legit for Vendors?

    Hey Y'all.. As I make the slow transition from the market research phase into product development mode, I've been wondering what platforms I should use to sell my product (payment processors, etc..). I definitely want my 1st product to be affiliate friendly, and my initial thought was...
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    How to Gather B2C Buyer Persona Data...?

    Hey, I realize this question is a bit heavier than the typical "Newbie" type shit. But it's a very important question. So, lately, I've been obsessed with market research. Maybe it's because my latest marketing venture is failing due to my absolute ignorance of actual marketing. Regardless...
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    Facebook Promoted Post FAIL.

    Just saw this on my FB News Feed. It was a promoted post. I had a suspicion the comments might be... Well, interesting... ANNNND, I was right. Thought you guys might find this funny.
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    What's Your Personality Type?

    Has anyone fucked with the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator before? If so, what do you think of it? (If you're not sure what it is, check out its history). It's basically a personality profiler based on the theories of Carl Jung. It states we experience the world through 4 key functions (I/E, S/N...
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    Why Alex Jones Hasn't Been Killed Yet

    This applies not only to Alex Jones, but every conspiracy theorist, whistleblower, informant, or anyone else who finds and publishes dirt on the establishment. http://youtu.be/RGYEnCpziT8 Please watch the entire video before making judgments about the brotha. I think he makes some solid...
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    Question for the Veterans... From a Peasant.

    Hey, peasant here. I've been lurking on these forums for a little while, but I have to ask a question that's been haunting me for a while... How easy was success for you? Like, seriously. I know a lot of you full time IMers believe you haven't achieved success yet, and I understand. As soon...