2012 - Monetization

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HotWheels

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Hi,

I was thinking about monetizing on the obvious hysteria that will take place this year and next year with the most recent "end of the world" trend, but I am a bit stuck on what the hell to market to this lot.

I have come up with the following ideas:
movies (duh)
books on prophecies, survival etc (double duh)
survival equipment??? you know shit for staying alive in the wilderness while you have a 200 lb yeti chasing your ass for a little TLC - there are bound to be plenty of nutcases who will stock up...

Any other ideas? I was thinking of writing up a few reports/guides on how to "survive the end of the world" lol or living without electricity ... Whadya think?

And, no, I won't fricking sell dick rolls. However, I think I could make a killing with a self-powered unit loaded with porn. Y'all still need your porn even if it is the end of civilization as we know it.
 


Windup stuff - torchs, radios, foot pump power generators, solar panel tech etc
 
Thanks, both are great ideas :D. Especially the virginity loss lol...

I wish I understood why so many people are so gullible and believe all this shyte.
 
barman said:
figure out a way to unload someones bank account into yours - hey we're all gonna die anyway right?
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lol barman....

You could hold a raffle, and the winner gets to live with you in an underground bunker effectively saving their lives.

The more you donate the more raffle tickets you get entered into the pot...

Really fine bitches automatically have a buy 1 get 1 IF they take a pic of their boobs and they can get buy 1 get 4 if they fuck you etc...


This could really make you a lot of money if you do it right, AND get you some pussy while your at it...
 
Offer to pay people to be their beneficiary on their life insurance. If 2012 proves to be catastrophic, you'll be rich!
Oh wait, you'll be dead too. Scratch that, just go to the hospital to the terminally ill ward and offer them the same thing.
 
Start a cult and promise them ever lasting life after they die. You can even hold meetings every week...best to do it on the weekend. Just get up in front of them and make up some bullshit for an hour or so, you can even ask for donations (hell, pass around a tray or something) to keep the cult afloat until 2012. I don't think anyone has done something like this before.
 
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