33 Of The Worst Opening Sentences in History

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I know a lot of you read a fair bit so I thought that you may find this amusing.

33 Of The Most Hilariously Terrible First Sentences In Literature History | Thought Catalog

Just an example of what you can read. I seriously lmao at some of these.

11. David Pepper

As an ornithologist, George was fascinated by the fact that urine and feces mix in birds’ rectums to form a unified, homogeneous slurry that is expelled through defecation, although eying Greta’s face, and sensing the reaction of the congregation, he immediately realized he should have used a different analogy to describe their relationship in his wedding vows.
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Haha some of these have me in stitches.

Betty had eyes that said come here, lips that said kiss me, arms and torso that said hold me all night long, but the rest of her body said, “Fillet me, cover me in cornmeal, and fry me in peanut oil”; romance wasn’t easy for a mermaid.
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epic post, guy.
 
"29. Dan Winters
Sex with Rachel after she turned fifty was like driving the last-place team on the last day of the Iditarod Dog Sled Race, the point no longer the ride but the finish, the difficulty not the speed but keeping all the parts moving in the right direction, not to mention all that irritating barking."

hahaha... :thumbsup:
 
"33 Of The Most Hilarious And Terrible Opening Sentences In Literary History" is how it should read.

The first rule of trolling is a focused attack. Lolz.
 
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