500 year old frozen Incan mummy

[Instrumentalist]

Um...wow?

Preserved mummy of 500-year-old Inca 'Ice Maiden' wows visitors | Mail Online

 

[EricVonDoobie]

Is this real? It's Daily Mail so I'm skeptical. If so it's fucking incredible.

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy_Juanita Guess it's real. Crazy shit.

 

[JarredLv]

inb4 worldwide smallpox epidemic...

 

[lose lose win]

That's ridiculously awesome.

 

[2nice]

500 years from now...

 

[dreamache]

Cause of death

Mummy Juanita was a human sacrifice in the Inca capa cocha. Radiologist Elliot Fishman concluded that she was killed by blunt trauma to the head.[5] He observed that her cracked right eye socket and the two-inch fracture in her skull are injuries "typical of someone who has been hit by a baseball bat.” The blow caused a massive hemorrhage, filling her skull with blood and pushing her brain to one side.[6]

Nice. Religion ftw.

 

[Instrumentalist]

Nice. Religion ftw.

Nooo, please don't take this thread in that direction. Who cares if it was a human sacrifice. The mummy is an amazing piece of history and should be appreciated, no matter what the causes of her death were.

 

[dmnEPC]

Nooo, please don't take this thread in that direction. Who cares if it was a human sacrifice. The mummy is an amazing piece of history and should be appreciated, no matter what the causes of her death were.

not a human sacrifice. This sounds more like a woman who had been told. My guess is she didn't make her husband a sammich or refused sex and this was the result

 

[Instrumentalist]

not a human sacrifice. This sounds more like a woman who had been told. My guess is she didn't make her husband a sammich or refused sex and this was the result

Mummy Juanita - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cause of death

Mummy Juanita was a human sacrifice in the Inca capa cocha.[5] Radiologist Elliot Fishman concluded that she was killed by blunt trauma to the head. He observed that her cracked right eye socket and the two-inch fracture in her skull are injuries "typical of someone who has been hit by a baseball bat.” The blow caused a massive hemorrhage, filling her skull with blood and pushing her brain to one side.[6]

didn't dreamache literally just quote this lol

 

[dmnEPC]

Mummy Juanita - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



didn't dreamache literally just quote this lol

yes which is where the comment came from. Do you really think human sacrifice's are done by hitting someone up side the head with a club? Sorry its just not how its done. Oh and BTW just because someone typed in Human Sacrifice into Wikipedia does not mean that it was a human sacrifice.

 

[ShadowCaster]

Mummy Juanita - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fixd.

 

[Instrumentalist]

Fixd.

Fucking win lol!

 

[dmnEPC]

Fixd.

Whats the over under on how long that lasts?

 

[clyde]

I wish we had a way to actually bring her back to live so she can see how advance we've become.

 

[magcshroom]

I've got the weirdest boner right now...

 

[marketer23]

this reminded me of the iceman!

NOVA | The Iceman's Last Meal

 

[ThisWebThing]

Yep its real.. i think there was more then her... 1 or 2 others. One of the cable channels had an hour long thing on this... yes it was human sacrifice.


We need to freeze matt cutts now before its too late... he needs to save the future of the internet.

 

[ValerSterling]

yes it was human sacrifice.

 

[medicalhumor]

We need to freeze matt cutts now before its too late... he needs to save the future of the internet.

How about we just club him with a baseball bat and be done with it?

 

[Andrew Scherer]

She was a sacrifice... to Matt Cutts.