I went outside to go to my car - parked a few blocks away. I stopped for a second to think if I wanted to lock my front door or not as I left a voicemail message. I felt something on my finger, thought it was rain but it was a white spec.
I looked up and a bird shit directly on my eyelid. That's like the bird version of throwing one snowball high in the air and pegging the target with a snowball fastball. What a piece of shit, pun not intended.
That's the second time a bird has shit on my head. The other time was at the beach when I was 11. The Seagull must have saved up for 2 weeks on that one, this time it was a small bird and a dime sized crap. But still, in the eye, that's insulting.
Hope your day is going better than mine!
I looked up and a bird shit directly on my eyelid. That's like the bird version of throwing one snowball high in the air and pegging the target with a snowball fastball. What a piece of shit, pun not intended.
That's the second time a bird has shit on my head. The other time was at the beach when I was 11. The Seagull must have saved up for 2 weeks on that one, this time it was a small bird and a dime sized crap. But still, in the eye, that's insulting.
Hope your day is going better than mine!
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