1) Wake up, pop around to various statistics and analytics that have accrued over night. Drink a glass of water while repeating various infomercial slogans. "It makes your whites, Whiter!"
2) Make sure I haven't missed any crucial data by taking a shower and taking one more look over things. Usually accompanied by a song that implies, overtly, or subtly, that I have money on my mind. Also, while scrubbing, I oft repeat vinces mantra of "You're gonna love my nuts".
3) Make sure subcontractors and outsourced work aren't bringing the house down. Then I go to http://www.WhatIsMyIp.com and paste my IP in a private message to Cakes, save him some work.
4) Login to Shooting The Shit.
5) Read threads about funny videos while humming, "Shutup woman get on my horse". Fuck up the lyrics. "Look at my horse. It's kind of amazing. Give him a trick, he'll do it for raisins"
6) Look for NWO, Communism, Healthcare, Socialism, Abortion, and general OH NOES! threads.
8) After lunch, to stay awake, I'll usually pop back into WickedFire's more "serious" forums where I'll talk local SEO, Spinning penis, and Paper click ideas.
9) Before going to sleep I'll pop in one more time.
2) Make sure I haven't missed any crucial data by taking a shower and taking one more look over things. Usually accompanied by a song that implies, overtly, or subtly, that I have money on my mind. Also, while scrubbing, I oft repeat vinces mantra of "You're gonna love my nuts".
3) Make sure subcontractors and outsourced work aren't bringing the house down. Then I go to http://www.WhatIsMyIp.com and paste my IP in a private message to Cakes, save him some work.
4) Login to Shooting The Shit.
5) Read threads about funny videos while humming, "Shutup woman get on my horse". Fuck up the lyrics. "Look at my horse. It's kind of amazing. Give him a trick, he'll do it for raisins"
6) Look for NWO, Communism, Healthcare, Socialism, Abortion, and general OH NOES! threads.
6a) Troll HellBlazer with Communism stuff.
6b) Troll Popeye with Obama and being a sheeple.
6c) Troll dsm56 with funny healthcare comments. A la "Brb getting a state funded abortion"
7) Generally I get so disgusted with the downfall of pseudo-intelligent discourse on WickedFire that I leave in a huff. I start building links and working on sites. Maybe do some client work. 6b) Troll Popeye with Obama and being a sheeple.
6c) Troll dsm56 with funny healthcare comments. A la "Brb getting a state funded abortion"
8) After lunch, to stay awake, I'll usually pop back into WickedFire's more "serious" forums where I'll talk local SEO, Spinning penis, and Paper click ideas.
9) Before going to sleep I'll pop in one more time.
9a) Get called "Most annoying person on WickedFire" by dsm56 -- tell girlfriend this -- she disputes his opinion and tells me she thinks I'm the most annoying person she knows, not just on some kind of virgin internet message board. (No, she hasn't seen the poles)
9b) Troll HellBlazer one more time. I want him to think the sheeple are giving up his rights for him at any second.
9c) Watch Popeye respond to my posts calling me some kind of lamb that's sexually aroused for the foreign born President.
10) Realize that most people in this industry are completely full of shit, broke, or really fucking inept at anything besides talking shit about the money they don't earn on a message board from their parents basement. Then, I go to sleep, happy that I make a little bit of money online and happy I have some good friends here who aren't complete fuck tards.9b) Troll HellBlazer one more time. I want him to think the sheeple are giving up his rights for him at any second.
9c) Watch Popeye respond to my posts calling me some kind of lamb that's sexually aroused for the foreign born President.
