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[subigo]

How can I get my labrador dog to stop urinating and defacating on me while I'm sleeping? - Yahoo! Answers

Read the comments... I went out an got illbeinmylab.com after reading those... lol

 

[gdubs12345]

put it to sleep. i think that would stop it

 

[jryan21]

1dog1girl1cup?

 

[Garrett]

How is babby formed? By defecating on you when your sleeping, that's how.

 

[Lanch]

WOW, I have never seen so many thumbs up.

 

[micfire]

Shouldn't be so fucking ugly even your dog wants to shit on you..

 

[ImagesAndWords]

Thanks for the lulz...
My favourite answer:
"Remington Express Long Range 410 Gauge"

 

[Fatbat]

I call BS (or is that DS?). I don't know anyone that could sleep though a golden lab jumping up on the bed and taking a crap, and then not wake up until the morning. The stench of dog shit alone should wake you up.

 

[muralikumar2005]

my favourites:

"poop on the dog first"
"mark your territory by pooping on your own bed"

...lol

 

[elime]

How is babby formed? By defecating on you when your sleeping, that's how.

They need to do way instain labrador>

 

[turbolapp]

Yeah definitely fake because...hello? Crate. Problem Solved.

 

[Mr. Websites]

congratulations, you're a litter box.

in all seriousness, when i was little, i would bite my mom. and the doctor said to bite me back. and i never did it again.

perhaps that can be applied back to this situation, but i'm not sure how.

LOL.. :1orglaugh:

 

[medicalhumor]

sound advice...

Next time you find the dog fast asleep, urinate or defecate on it.
Maybe after a few of these it will stop.
If that fails put the animal down and start over with a new dog.

 

[abhorrent]

You may want to take off your fire hydrant costume before you go to bed.

He he.

 

[_poto_]

lol, gotta love the stupid shit people post there...

Yeah definitely fake because...hello? Crate. Problem Solved.

unfortunately, not everybody has common sense...

never underestimate the power of human stupidity...

 

[CCLIND]

Now package up all the answere there and make an ebook.

 

[subigo]

Oh he's definitely a professional troll... lol. Go look at his other questions:

"Because John McCain's middle name is Sidney, does that mean he is Australian?"

 

[HarveyJ]

Yeah, this guy must be a pro-troll...

Young teen here: I'm thinking of joining a church?

What is the best way to let my wife of 15 years know that I am filing for divorce and...?

Some of the questions are plain stupid. Others are funny.
All show how dumb the people answering them are in that none of them seem to catch onto the fact his questions clearly contradict each other.