A Peek Into The Mind Of A Trained Assassin...

[Trademark]

I thought you might enjoy reading this interview. I can think of a few of you who would do quite well on the streets of Medellin, Columbia.

I'd last about 2.58 seconds.

Enjoy (hopefully).

Colombian hitmen reveal horror of the kill - CNN.com

 

[JamesH]

Wasn't that interesting, the answers were just as I thought they'd be. I did see this interview on CNN about how they got in with cameras to watch this gang break up a kilo of coke and the process of it all, that was pretty cool. I could never imagine living a life like that however, being a hitman and all...

 

[mattfca]

I've always wanted to be a hitman

 

[amanda11]

Where can I sign up for this job.

 

[LogicFlux]

I think Ross Kemp interviewed a columbian hitman for the "Gang Nation" series. That was a good series that I used to tivo. Columbians are a pretty hard core bunch.

 

[soulscience]

legalize drugs, offer more free clinics with money saved from the drug war. put these people out of business. let people stupid enough to kill themselves with dumb shit kill themselves.

 

[bammbamm]

Columbians are a pretty hard core bunch.

Indeed. They even fuck donkies in the northern part of the country, as a right of passage and apparently it makes their shlongs bigger. As seen in this documentary;

THE VICE GUIDE TO SEX | Asses of the Caribbean | VBS.TV

Now, if that's not hardcore, I don't know what is. (Yes, they actually get a guy on tape doing it, i shit you not.).

 

[rohitiyer11]

Indeed. They even fuck donkies in the northern part of the country, as a right of passage and apparently it makes their shlongs bigger. As seen in this documentary;

THE VICE GUIDE TO SEX | Asses of the Caribbean | VBS.TV

Now, if that's not hardcore, I don't know what is. (Yes, they actually get a guy on tape doing it, i shit you not.).

That guy gets + rep for post-coitus cuddling

 

[Midas Touch]

I've always wanted to be a hitman

You need to be able to "Tap It" before you can "Hit It", Man!!! Lulz

j/k

You know you're "The Man" in my book.

BTW Any updates from your epic Tap posts. lol

 

[thuxen]

It's Colombia, not Columbia.

 

[hellblazer]

This article is pretty disgusting, glorifying murderers and killers as something 'cool', 'real', and 'hardcore'. Nice.

 

[erect]

Indeed. They even fuck donkies in the northern part of the country, as a right of passage and apparently it makes their shlongs bigger. As seen in this documentary;

VBS.TV

Now, if that's not hardcore, I don't know what is. (Yes, they actually get a guy on tape doing it, i shit you not.).

wow, is that what they're teaching at vacation bible school these days?

 

[parrot head]

Talk about having a clear conscious... Wonder what their health care plan is like in Columbia

 

[thunderlips]

This article is pretty disgusting, glorifying murderers and killers as something 'cool', 'real', and 'hardcore'. Nice.

plus the guy is a huge pussy

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Donkeys? Shiiiiiit...in Detroit we start out having sex with rabid pitbulls. Oral sex. Makes you strong like bull.

 

[ChrisS]

Raging hardon now. (Edit: Because of the article, not UnarmedGunmans post )