Hi,
Does anyone why 95% of the goat-herders in the world are from Afghanistan? I didn't have a problem with this for ages, but ever since the war, they're all either dead or growing opium so I need to look elsewhere.
I've been trying for ages to find someone in another country to mind my goat, but it's been an unmitigated disaster.
I even posted for help in a diet thread on a gay webmaster forum, but half the people there wanted to eat my goat (after ensuring it hadn't been corn fed), and the other half wanted to hug it whilst eating mung beans and wearing leather-free shoes. They then got into a fight about which of them was going to get cancer first.
I'm considering India, but I'm worried they will dress it up in a t-shirt and make it write indecipherable SEO articles, whilst calling everyone 'Sir'. This would cause my goat undue distress.
Please advise.
Does anyone why 95% of the goat-herders in the world are from Afghanistan? I didn't have a problem with this for ages, but ever since the war, they're all either dead or growing opium so I need to look elsewhere.
I've been trying for ages to find someone in another country to mind my goat, but it's been an unmitigated disaster.
I even posted for help in a diet thread on a gay webmaster forum, but half the people there wanted to eat my goat (after ensuring it hadn't been corn fed), and the other half wanted to hug it whilst eating mung beans and wearing leather-free shoes. They then got into a fight about which of them was going to get cancer first.
I'm considering India, but I'm worried they will dress it up in a t-shirt and make it write indecipherable SEO articles, whilst calling everyone 'Sir'. This would cause my goat undue distress.
Please advise.
