Alcohol Pills

[Enigmabomb]

Gentleman,

It's here. The greatest invention of the 20th century. Just as the flask revolutionized drinking last century, this is what will take the closet alcoholic merrily into the future.

From the article:

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whiskey, cognac, wine and beer.

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Vodka Pill Good for What Ails You : Discovery News

 

[kblessinggr]

Well that ruins the point of a good whiskey... Might as well just pack the pill with generic inhibitors and such, since its a waste to remove all that flavor and processing from the good shit.

 

[spyderr911]

Now where's the pill that does the exact opposite; you know, for when you've had one too many pills???

 

[Sharksfan]

I can see it now...

"Not tonight honey I have a headache..."

"No problem sugar...let me get you some 'medicine'...."

 

[dgvisio]

part of the fun in drinking is the time drinking. i cant imagine chillen at the bar poppin pills

 

[nvanprooyen]

Getting shitfaced is a journey, not a destination.

 

[Enigmabomb]

It's not for the bar. Imagine:

Church
Work
Inlaws House
Road Trips (If you're not driving)
School

It's the alcoholic solve-all.

 

[b_sun]

This is perfect for alcoholics that drink behind doors from work and family.

 

[turbolapp]

What affects does it have on the liver? The same or worse I would imagine.

 

[xentech]

What affects does it have on the liver? The same or worse I would imagine.

Pfft. Who needs livers?

 

[stack paper]

Want booze in a pill? Grub Xanax.

 

[stack paper]

Now where's the pill that does the exact opposite; you know, for when you've had one too many pills???

Cocaine.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

part of the fun in drinking is the time drinking. i cant imagine chillen at the bar poppin pills

I agree. The point of drinking is to sit back, relax, and enjoy it while you slowly slip into intoxication. At the same time though, I can see these as being very popular, especially among the college crowd and closet alcoholics.

 

[kingofsp]

Pfft. Who needs livers?

Srsly. What has my liver ever done for me??

...Slowed me down, that's what!

 

[rockhard]

Want booze in a pill? Grub Xanax.

Not even close to alcohol, 1 xanax make you pass out while 10 shots just make you wanna party harder.

 

[stack paper]

Not even close to alcohol, 1 xanax make you pass out while 10 shots just make you wanna party harder.

Lightweight ;x

 

[Infinite Keith]

That's pretty damned awesome! I'd try it.

 

[efeezy]

Think of all the time you'll save not having to take a piss..this will give you even more time to get fucked up. I'm thinking you pop a couple Jack Daniels pills, then head out to the bar for a couple of the real thing. Nothing exceeds like excess.

 

[turbolapp]

Think of all the time you'll save not having to take a piss..this will give you even more time to get fucked up. I'm thinking you pop a couple Jack Daniels pills, then head out to the bar for a couple of the real thing. Nothing exceeds like excess.

Actually you just said the first thing in this thread to make me reconsider these ridiculous things.

Never have to worry about breaking the seal again!

 

[Dullspace]

Think of all the time you'll save not having to take a piss..this will give you even more time to get fucked up. I'm thinking you pop a couple Jack Daniels pills, then head out to the bar for a couple of the real thing. Nothing exceeds like excess.

Alcohol is a diuretic, that's why you pee so much. You can drink equal volumes of water and vodka and the the vodka will cause much more peeing.