Aliens are abducting and impregnating young women

[Kaedus]

This girl went to my girlfriend's high school.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXLKD62s7hc&t=3m17s]Alien Abduction Hypnosis Experience & Hybrid Children - YouTube[/ame]


edit: Start at 3:17

 

[zxlk21e]

 

[drave]

obama voter spotted.

 

[ShadowCaster]

 

[(O_o)]

this explains everything

/thread

 

[Louey37]

Seems legit.

 

[Lexicon]

"I'm going to get ET regression therapy with the top expert in the world"


Which one of you guys is funding her lifestyle?

 

[lukep]

What I want to know, is how did this alien mothership get into her Kitchen?

 

[csnreyes]

 

[JarredLv]

I already have the duct tape, but do you think I can get an alien mask and strobe lights at Wal-mart?

 

[Vadym]

I think someone "beamed" her up pretty good as a kid. And now she's sheltering some seriously fucked memories that are now coming out masked during her "therapy".

tldr; messed up bitch #3,394,343,122

 

[Firelead]

 

[wheinrome]

Had to stop after I heard 'galactical' being used in a sentence.

 

[skohh]

alien stories are the best

 

[Tobias Funke]

 

[o3_az]

Can't wait until I see her on a magazine cover at the grocery checkout line.

 

[Veritas]

My attention span when a woman speaks is around 1 to 2 minutes, after that I slowly look at the chest, if its weak, I slowly move away.

 

[marketer23]

This girl went to my boyfriend's high school.

fixed it for you. don't have to lie about it geez.

 

[charlesmartel]

I can see why an alien would want to impregnate her. At least they have the luxury of leaving the planet afterwards.

 

[thehobbster]

You guys can make all the jokes you want but this shit is serious.