Amazon buys woot, CEO sends funny email to staff



Prove that CEO need not to be so uptight. off to the bathroom, turn the light off and say: "kindle, kindle, kindle"
 
FWIW, I haven't laughed once at one of their "funny" descriptions, and find them rather annoying when I just want more info on the product for sale.
 
Lol I like how he's saying "I'm balling now bitches" and "Religious people are retards" all in one letter:

1) Is there really a universal deity?
2) Does such a thing preclude free will or are we humans in control of our own destiny?
After spending a lot of time falling asleep at the library while facing the philosophy books, I determined that the concept of destiny is a construct that allows man a gentle release from facing the terror of his existence, and that a Hyundai full of twenties would pretty much offer the same benefits. And so, I ultimately said YES!
 
Awesome. As a long-time Amazon Prime member and Woot! Fan, I can only say - BRING ON WOOT PRIME.
 
I laughed so many times at that email from the CEO, I would read that guys blog or tv show or whatever he makes. I have a bunch of woot tshirts, I've never bought stuff from the main page though.
 
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