An afro american has been found with a 6 inch penis

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Detroit - in the morning of the 1st April the local police station received a devastating and shocking call. Lamar Smith, an ex-Senator of the United States of America, had called the police to report a shocking find. His partner, who he intended to have sexual intercourse with, had a 6 inch penis!!!! Lamar Smith, who is used to ride 9 - 13 inch black cocks, was outraged about his floppy sex partner and immediately called the police. The luck was in Smith's favor and a police patrol, who had been roaming the streets of Detroit, was near the apartment which Smith had rented. The afro american was arrested upon the police arrival and Smith saved from the unlucky situation.
We were lucky enough to get an interview with Smith today. "I am shocked by the black race. In 30 years now, I have never seen a single 6 inch pocket rocket on a black person." - said Smith in an aggressive tone.
It is expected that the afro american will face 10 - 14 years in jail now. His first hearing will be on the 2nd July. Ex-Senator Lamar Smith will use his power to pay a friend of his to pass a law to have monthly penis check-ups in all national schools and offices. Every afro american with a 6 inch willie will be executed.
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All niggas on this forum with a 6 inch willie, you betta run now.
 


pewep said:
I got a big dick.
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You have a slightly larger than average size dick and very small balls. And considering you're black, having a slightly larger than average size dick is by no means a success. In fact, many in the "community" would consider it a pretty big failure.

Sports, entertainment, and dick size is supposed to be your peoples forte. You basically fail at all 3 unless you consider your average trolling skills as a form of entertainment.

Pretty much you're just a massive disappointment to the black community and should kill yourself.
 
ly2 from WF said:
You have a slightly larger than average size dick and very small balls. And considering you're black, having a slightly larger than average size dick is by no means a success. In fact, many in the "community" would consider it a pretty big failure.

Sports, entertainment, and dick size is supposed to be your peoples forte. You basically fail at all 3 unless you consider your average trolling skills as a form of entertainment.

Pretty much you're just a massive disappointment to the black community and should kill yourself.
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My balls are normal, ask your dad. He uses my juice like a youth elixir.
 
pewep said:
My balls are normal, ask your dad he uses my juice like a youth elixir.
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Pewep, let's be honest, your balls literally look like a 5th graders nuts. They are so small it almost looks like someone photoshopped that cock picture of yours.

That being said, some bitches like that. Amanda says my balls are too big and saggy and likes balls that are small with the ballsack tight.

The fact remains, you have some tiny ass balls bro.
 
pewep said:
My balls are normal, ask your dad. He uses my juice like a youth elixir.
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Much like 95% of blacks, I don't actually speak to my father and haven't seen him since I was like 5. I probably have more nigger in me than your entire family tree.

Felonies, food stamps growing up, no father, no high school graduation, I have it all. The only thing I'm missing is the black skin. I even have nappy hair that I can't wash often or it gets really dry and turns into a mess.

I'm blacker than you, deal with it.
 
ly2 from WF said:
Much like 95% of blacks, I don't actually speak to my father and haven't seen him since I was like 5. I probably have more nigger in me than your entire family tree.

Felonies, food stamps growing up, no father, no high school graduation, I have it all. The only thing I'm missing is the black skin. I even have nappy hair that I can't wash often or it gets really dry and turns into a mess.
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1. My balls are perfectly normal and I have no problems keeping my dick up and I'm a horny motherfucker 99% of the time. Always, especially when I see nice booty.

2. I think you obviously have some black in your family tree. You should do a DNA test. Then you can freely use the N-word without me throwing a hissy fit every time (stop using the n word - I don't say c or h).
 
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