Anal Sex - God's Loophole?
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oh she is smoking hot (in a geeky librarian way). Those 2 are by far my favorite youtube celb's; they can take any social akwardness and piss in its face.
IMO, anal sex is one of the most overrated things in history. It might be because my penis is too thick, though.
It's unfortunately the only virginity you can hope to take with most girls though. Feels bad man.
You might change your mind if you would just stop screaming and just go with the flow
I didn't know so many people DISLIKED anal sex. I just go straight for anal now. I can't even remember the name of that other loose, slimey hole.
If I had smegma spraying up in my face with each thrust I wouldn't like it either.
Actually the anal loophole isn't even necessary, at least not in Christianity.
See you can simply do whatever you want to do all your life then, before you die, simply ask God for forgiveness and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. BOOM, you're good!
It's the ultimate membership growth tool. You can't have people not joining (and paying, and doing your bidding) if they believe they've already sinned and can't be saved. So that had to be written in. Genius huh?
See you can simply do whatever you want to do all your life then, before you die, simply ask God for forgiveness and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. BOOM, you're good!
It's the ultimate membership growth tool. You can't have people not joining (and paying, and doing your bidding) if they believe they've already sinned and can't be saved. So that had to be written in. Genius huh?
