And now for my joke of the day..

[ThatGuyRob]

There are two guys on opposite sides of the planet. One is walking a tightrope up on the 73rd floor of two skyscrapers in a busy city. The other is getting a blow job from a toothless 84 year old woman. Both are thinking the exact same thing...












































Don't look down.

 

[johnmatrix]

If i wanted a joke i'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak

 

[suave]

inb4 op is red

 

[Eldarion]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

 

[erect]

There are two guys on opposite sides of the planet. One is walking a tightrope up on the 73rd floor of two skyscrapers in a busy city. The other is getting a blow job from a toothless 84 year old woman. Both are thinking the exact same thing...

Don't look down.

Knock the toothless blowjob all you want but it's on my bucket list along with navel sex.

 

[potentialeight]

Why do farmers fuck their sheep at the edge of a cliff?

So the sheep will push back.

 

[JakeStratham]

OP's expectation:

Reality:

 

[Instrumentalist]

What did the blind man say to the fish market storefront?

Good afternoon, ladies.

 

[Rage9]

inb4 op is red

Got that taken care of. :thumbsup:

 

[stmadeveloper]

Got one for ChrisS

What do you get when you do twenty one year olds?




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Twenty counts of child molestation

 

[Rusky]

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a toilet and it cracked.

 

[pickledegg]

Your mommas so fat, when she fell over and cut her knee, gravy poured out.

 

[Rage9]

Yo momma so fat that people think she's a bus stop cuz everybody ride her.

 

[ultimatewriters]

I did not even laugh at all.:c

 

[stmadeveloper]

Your momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

 

[Instrumentalist]

Yo mama so fat, if I were to put a photo of her on wickedfire the server would run out of disk space.

 

[potentialeight]

Yo mama so fat that after I busted a nut, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.

 

[avatar33]

yo momma is so fat she could take both shoemoney and barman in a fight.

 

[potentialeight]

How do you get a baby into a jar?



A blender

How do you get a baby out of a jar?



Nachos!

 

[Svengali]

How do you fit 4 gay webmasters on a bar stool ?














Turn it upside down.