This may mark me as a total asshat, but here goes:
Is there anyplace on the internet to find actual search data about a key phrase on the engines? Every tool I've found is "estimated" or some bland generic and generally useless category. I guess I'm just dense, but... why the fuck would the search engines give estimates to their advertisers when they have exact data available?
Google's keyword tool: "average" search volume. What the FUCK does "average" mean????
Overture: dead? Wounded? Who knows, but I can't seem to find a pulse after April '07.
Keyword tracker: estimate based on.... what exactly? Google API? Overture? If so, is it accurate?
SEObook: half the fields are unpopulated.
Nichebot: who fucking knows what it actually uses or outputs. I threw up in my mouth with boredom about 40 minutes into Captain Prozac's video tour.
I know for a FACT that computers can count and (TADAAA!) the search engines are all computers and there are, in fact, an EXACT number of bloody searches for any phrase in any calendar month.
Why the fuck can't I find this basic data?
Any thoughts?
Am I really just so fucking retarded that I'm missing something?
Never mind, I know I'm a fucktard, but I'm 4 gin and tonics in (/wave havokb8) with the weekend to kill doing research and I'm just... tired of finding nothing but shit for data.:xomunch:
/rant off
Is there anyplace on the internet to find actual search data about a key phrase on the engines? Every tool I've found is "estimated" or some bland generic and generally useless category. I guess I'm just dense, but... why the fuck would the search engines give estimates to their advertisers when they have exact data available?
Google's keyword tool: "average" search volume. What the FUCK does "average" mean????
Overture: dead? Wounded? Who knows, but I can't seem to find a pulse after April '07.
Keyword tracker: estimate based on.... what exactly? Google API? Overture? If so, is it accurate?
SEObook: half the fields are unpopulated.
Nichebot: who fucking knows what it actually uses or outputs. I threw up in my mouth with boredom about 40 minutes into Captain Prozac's video tour.
I know for a FACT that computers can count and (TADAAA!) the search engines are all computers and there are, in fact, an EXACT number of bloody searches for any phrase in any calendar month.
Why the fuck can't I find this basic data?
Any thoughts?
Am I really just so fucking retarded that I'm missing something?
Never mind, I know I'm a fucktard, but I'm 4 gin and tonics in (/wave havokb8) with the weekend to kill doing research and I'm just... tired of finding nothing but shit for data.:xomunch:
/rant off