Anyone else just get this email from EWA?

-joe-

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Just got an email from EWA saying I've got a new AM, Matthew. I'm not sure why, I didn't complain or anything.

My first thought was that maybe my old AM, Alex, had left, but the email says "I would like to apologize for any issues that you may have experienced with your previous account manager, Alex, and assure you that your dealings with EWA will run smoothly from here on out." :S

So, can anyone confirm? Has Alex left? Is this a bug?

:S
 


lol

So you are saying Matthew is a fake name for the low traffic department?

I know a lot of cool guys named Matthew. That's a discredit to the name. They should have called it Tobey or something fruity like that.

"You are now being repped by Tobey... because you kinda suck."
 
lol

So you are saying Matthew is a fake name for the low traffic department?

I know a lot of cool guys named Matthew. That's a discredit to the name. They should have called it Tobey or something fruity like that.

"You are now being repped by Tobey... because you kinda suck."

fuck that, I don't do business with ANYONE named Matthew. PERIOD.


Now Xavier or Rusefeld? Welcome to getting all my traffic due to your sweet name.
 
I know Victor was training some new AMs; they're expanding
real fast.

I wish my AM's name was Obama.

Like, "sup Obama, can you bump me on Be2 please?"
 
*considers name change after reading this thread*

Benjamin? Your name is the epitome of baller.

Oh wait, you're Canadian. Maybe change your name to Robert? :P

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so they dont actually have different am's and they're all just people ryan invented? thats actually really smart