Anyone wanna buy The Rich Jerk Empire?

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guess he wasn't that rich if thats all he's asking for it, shit most brick & mortar single location small businesses that are doing ok to good business sell for at least 2-4 million...
 
Miguel said:
guess he wasn't that rich if thats all he's asking for it, shit most brick & mortar single location small businesses that are doing ok to good business sell for at least 2-4 million...
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Lol, just what I thought too. :)

And the ad says:
"Reason For Selling: Multiple owners looking to work on various other projects, separately."

Translation; Me and my buddies have been making less than we claim and we need to think of new e-books....uh...projects.
 
Only 20,000 customers? Count affiliate payouts into sales and how much money could possibly have been made?
 
Andrew said:
Only 20,000 customers? Count affiliate payouts into sales and how much money could possibly have been made?
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I think the cash machine exists within the "highly responsive newsletter email list of well over 100,000".... doing JV and getting a cut of other crap they promote to the list.
 
ROFL @ Damage Control once the word got out:
From an email btw:
Dear Loser,

Here we go again. Any time I do anything "discreetly", my band
of religious followers sniffs it out and displays it publicly,
causing a huge uproar in the forums, etc.

Here's the deal:

My business manager recently asked to list my entire business
for sale. So I let him. Why?

1. It's always nice to know what people think your biz is
worth in the real world. (Most webmasters value their
biz in fantasy dollars)

2. It's an easy way to make contacts and establish rapport with
"players" in the industry. People who have money and
can make things happen. These are the people I want on
my rolodex.

3. It's fun to watch all of the wannabes scurry around
and speculate based on nothing. Is he? Isn't he? Why?
Oh my God. Mommy!

4. Obvious free traffic. (shame shame shame)

5. I can do whatever the fu*k I want.

--------------------------------------------

So anyway, apparently my biz manager wrote up an Ebay ad
and never finished it. He scheduled it to list 30 days later, giving
him time to finish it. He forgot. Oops. So once it listed, we pulled
it immediately. That's when the firestorm started.

But guess what? I ain't going nowhere. Even if by some remote
chance a buyer comes along who wants to give me millions & millions
for my biz, I'm staying on board because this ship would SINK
without me. Just look at all of the copycats. They FAIL because
they TRY to be me. It doesn't work.

I have BIG plans for this company. And I may even begin working
one whole day per week on it now, instead of just a half day. All
I need to do is cut loose one of my ladies, and Tanya has been
annoying the sh*t out of me lately. So the timing is perfect.
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Gotta love it, I wonder how many emails they got about this thread here?
 
He's having a party at the Playboy mansion isn't he?? That will be fun - tons of nerds getting their glassess off for the bunnies... NOT

Let me just get my checkbook :-p
 
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