apparently i do porn

[mattfca]

weird right?
too bad she doesn't have the link

 

[Sticks79]

nerdporn.com?

 

[Moxie]

 

[Bombastic]

You should have yes then auditioned her for a role.

 

[Jondoe0069]

She is clearly offering to fuck you. She just masturbated to a gay porn where one of the guys looked like you... then subtly told you about it. Go for it man!

 

[Red_Virus]

Matt you just got lucky ! go for it mate.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Translation:

Her: I want to fuck you
You: But why?
Her: Because
You: I don't like women, I'm a gay webmaster

As stated above, the proper response would have been, "Why yes, my stage name was Johnny Longpiece, but I left the industry to open a puppy shelter."

 

[-jason-]

porn star t-shirt FTW !

 

[Garrett]

Girls who watch porn = hawt

 

[Firelead]

 

[fuzzybunny]

Translation:

Her: I want to fuck you
You: But why?
Her: Because
You: I don't like women, I'm a gay webmaster

As stated above, the proper response would have been, "Why yes, my stage name was Johnny Longpiece, but I left the industry to open a puppy shelter."

this.

Go over and beat the bottom end out IMMEDIATELY!