Archie Luxury. International playboy, luxury guru and man of mystery



WTF are the nodules on each side of his head like right above his temples? They look like giant matching moles, but way too big for that, and symmetrical. I'm wondering if it's some type of body modding, or i'm just not looking at it right.
 
Just as his youtube celebrity career is taking off.. he announces his retirement fuck me dead

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVYrHG36ImA[/ame]
 
that guy is a fucking clown.

I tried to watch 2 or 3 of the vids posted on Gruster's thread... wasted 5 min of my life and just got angry cus people would post stupid shit like that douchebag ruining the greatest thread in IM forum history.
 
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"Archie was actually rejected NUMEROUS times for wikipedia.. and I tell you what these fuckers at wiki, when donation time comes around you can FACK OFF, you can FACK OFF you lousy bastards."

"Another HUGE highlight of the Archie luxury program, Archie was mentioned in a sex video. A sex tourism video about mongers."
 
That's was part of the funny part about him his shitty low-class, fuck-slanging voice trying to talk about high class products.

But now hearing the actor talk and seeing his mannerisms I can see he wasn't acting much, just pretending to be a luxury goods aficionado and throwing in a few crazy fucks.
 
But now hearing the actor talk and seeing his mannerisms I can see he wasn't acting much, just pretending to be a luxury goods aficionado and throwing in a few crazy fucks.
Actor? Not even.

At his moment of candor he's asking us to believe there are people from ArchieLuxury who've been paying him money. My hunch is that Archie Luxury's golden age is just beginning.