Article Writing. Only for WF members. Creative Writing Student, Semi-Pro Editor.

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Hello,
Due to tough economic times, I am making available my services for WickedFire members only. I am a former creative writing student from the University of Michigan, and currently I am the editor in chief of two websites where I oversee the content and posts of several US Attorneys and their employees.

You may view either Foreclosure Slam | Save Your Home! or www.doomsdayshopper.com where I have written or edited nearly 100% of the content for both. I write under several pseudonyms, and you may request them to see the original content I have written.

My specialty is op-ed articles, where I use the power of rhetoric to create well-structured articles to either progress an agenda or create a thought provoking forum for response.

Currently, I am a Doctorate of Pharmacy candidate and I have fallen upon grave financial turbulence.

I was managing the bar at a local restaurant and lounge in Bradenton, Florida, and due to unforeseen circumstances it closed unexpectedly. The State of Florida has denied my request for unemployment benefits, and I can not even pay for gas to get to class.

For WF members I am selling packages of 5 articles (200-250 words each) for $30. ($6 an article)

I guarantee a 24 hour turn-around time, where I will complete 4 packages per week-day.

The exclusive rights to my stories as a night club and bar manager are also for sale at a negotiable price. These include multiple write-ups, in-scene, of what really happens at a night club. My first essay at Umich about this subject was nominated for a Freshman writing award. I had to politely decline before leaving the state due to financial hardship. A sample of my original piece is available for those serious about this deal.

This is available on a first-come-first-serve basis. And I appreciate anything you members can do for me. I will not make my services available elsewhere due to the fact that I believe WF members are trust-worthy and enterprising.

Please respond here AND pm me with requests. Responses will give other members a realistic time schedule of their turn-arounds.

My only request is that you include my actual name in the articles. I have not submitted content to any site under my real writing name.

Thank You,
Zachary David
 


5Plus7 said:
The exclusive rights to my stories as a night club and bar manager are also for sale at a negotiable price.
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I am pleasantly reminded of the Seinfeld episode in which Peterman gains the rights to Kramer's stories. Do you have anything involving lesbians? I need a few good lesbian anecdotes for cocktail parties.

Good luck, you seem to have a real knack for the language. If I or any of my acquaintances need anything, I'll point them to this thread.
 
elime said:
I am pleasantly reminded of the Seinfeld episode in which Peterman gains the rights to Kramer's stories. Do you have anything involving lesbians? I need a few good lesbian anecdotes for cocktail parties.

Good luck, you seem to have a real knack for the language. If I or any of my acquaintances need anything, I'll point them to this thread.
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That depends on how much cocaine you'd like involved. My first experience with ostentatious lesbians was when a couple of females approached me claiming they were the "dancers" for the night. I didn't even know we hired dancers at that point. By the end of the night, they were dancing on the sub woofers and stripping. It was a miraculous masterpiece, and we didn't even have to pay them.
 
I must leave for an hour now. But I will be online for the next 5. If you'd like anything completed in 12 hours I can fulfill two packages tonight.
 
I am back. I will be here all night. If you need any articles in a pinch I will do your first one free for the next few hours.

You may call my cell phone: 941-284-6089
 
I know this is off-topic but B-town is my hometown. What bar closed? I'm off at college at UCF in Orlando.

Best of luck bro.
 
atoreese said:
I know this is off-topic but B-town is my hometown. What bar closed? I'm off at college at UCF in Orlando.

Best of luck bro.
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If you're at college we probably opened and closed while you've been away. It was called 41 West. If you're going to be in town on the 18th we're having an all-you-can-drink-anything-you-want-all-night. The tickets are 20 bucks, or 30 at the door. But for you I can do 10 if you want to reserve a spot for you and some friends. The money covers the dj and bouncers and cleanup crew for the evening. We're trying to clear the place out before we sell the building.

Golden Knights Respect! I have a few friends graduating this year in their computer science program. Back in high school I did a programming competition there--beautiful campus.
 
I will definitely see how it fits into my schedule. I'll see if i can bring some of my heavy drinking friends down to Bradenton.

I'm actually going to be in SRQ on Friday for a real estate auction, 100million dollars worth, hosted by one of the companies I do internet marketing for. If it was this weekend I would say done deal :)
 
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