Artists, show some of your shit here

PortraitArtist

Artist with a BIG pencil.
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I've heard there are some great designers here on WF. I'm curious whether there are some other types of artists too.

In you paint, draw, sculpt or create CGI models of hairy old women, post your creations in this thread.

Here is a French artist and completely heterosexual smiley for your inspiration :frenchman:.

Comprehensive FAQ
Can I post boobies / buttcheeks / my balls?
Only if you tattooed them or something.

What if I'm too stupid to accept the a part of the WF community can promote good taste and cultural shit?
Well, PM me your address and I'll send you a pole to insert into your anus.
 


And here is some of my artwork. I draw portraits.

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Now it's your turn to show me some good stuff.
 
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You missed the point.

Edit for those stupid enough to not get it from the 2nd try: The fact that the painting depicts weird shit isn't an excuse to draw the main character with the proportions of a Christmas tree.

From a previous thread.

WARNING: OP IS A POMPOUS FAGGOT AND ATTENTION WHORE

Your art also sucks and is not inspirational at all. In fact, I think the penis picture in this thread excites me more than your art does... Actually, I know it does I'm still hard
 
OP once again achieves UNLOCK FAGGOT LEVEL SUCCESS.

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Definition of tryhard. WaFo would eat your shit up tho, I suggest you offer Wagenheim a free family portrait to better ingratiate yourself with the community.
 
I've heard there are some great designers here on WF. I'm curious whether there are some other types of artists too.

In you paint, draw, sculpt or create CGI models of hairy old women, post your creations in this thread.

Here is a French artist and completely heterosexual smiley for your inspiration :frenchman:.

Comprehensive FAQ
Can I post boobies / buttcheeks / my balls?
Only if you tattooed them or something.

What if I'm too stupid to accept the a part of the WF community can promote good taste and cultural shit?
Well, PM me your address and I'll send you a pole to insert into your anus.

Question...

Were you one of the quiet kids in school, that spent recess in a corner of the yard, alone, muttering shit to yourself that no one else was privy to, all while staying cheerful and completely content?

Because trying to promote your site here, thinking you're clever as can be, and thinking your oh so clever idea to get others here to not see what you are trying to do to fit in, just won't work.

Its true. If you did this over at WaFo, they'd all take part. You see, that forum, is made up of three types of idiots you'd find back in the day on the recess yard.

1- The kids that ate leaves and all sorts of other garbage off the floor, to try and make friends, but failed time and time again.
2- The quiet artist in the corner kids that drew completely useless shit and considered themselves the next Vincent Van-fucking Gogh of their pathetic world.
3- The attention whores that got the shit kicked out of them for being fake and well, annoying. Think loud and obnoxious girls and boys that thought they were the shit, but really, ended up eating lots of shit instead.

I wasn't a bully in school, but I was observant, and I certainly knew what easy targets and social kryptonite kids looked like, and you remind me of that.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

PS - Your site sucks. Go fuck yourself, french artist style. :frenchman:
(You're creative, I'm sure you can figure out how that works out..)