Baby Laughter Sells Shit



"Can sounds that once were positive become negative?"
"Yes, they can. If you're pushing them to hard ..."

Baby sound turned nails on chalkboard in 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
 
i prefer babies crying. sells rebills like hotcakes

"This baby is crying because you are a fatass. Buy this acai colon cleanser now to flush your ass with the fruitiness of acai berries and this baby will once again be willing to look at you without wishing it was a stillbirth."

Too far? Maybe.
 
Strong evolutionary emotial responses. Your baby's cry will make you go insane if you listen to it long enough and true to the other end of the spectrum, you've never felt as much straight out dopey joy as when s/he laughes. And the really hard laughing will have everyone around him/her grinning like a loon.
 
That's it. I'm adding a looping baby laugh track to all my landers and switching every single opt-in form to a madlib.

Big monies here I come!
 
Buyology is a great book in general about neuromarketing. Also try Culture Code if your marketing in other cultures.
 
Strong evolutionary emotial responses. Your baby's cry will make you go insane if you listen to it long enough and true to the other end of the spectrum, you've never felt as much straight out dopey joy as when s/he laughes. And the really hard laughing will have everyone around him/her grinning like a loon.
I don't have any of my own, but I got a 8 month old neice. I'm totally willing to behave like a total retard in public if there's a chance that it will elicit a laugh from her!