best brothel in amsterdam

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Anyone ever been? I'm curious to know what the best brothel is to goto. Hoping to get some first hand experiences.......
 


Bro I don't know about you but I fucking lift a shit ton and I don't need to pay to get pussy.

~ That Mcgrunin fronting ass mentality of wf.


Srsly though I have no clue since I haven't been there. Brb starting a review site for that niche. Thanks brah.
 
You want first hand 3d experience when it comes to paying for pussy?



Id met Laura earlier in the day and was so revved up after it as just ad to go for more. This is definitely the best hobby any man could have

Anyway went to the apartment and met Renata she is ever more petite than Renata , so small I was really afraid id break her haha .Patrica was in town so just had to wait 10 mins for her to come home, so me and Renata just lay in the bed and chatted. A really lovely Girl. Could chat to her all day XXX

Once we were all ready they ask what I wanted and i said to just do what ye want we me . Renata started owo while Patrica Rimmed and tea-bagged me, ever so often they start to make out or play whit each other. I really wish I could have filmed it, so HOT!!
They really made me feel like the king of the World ,real good GFE (well if you could get away with 2 Girl Friends that is haha)
Then did Renata doggy while Patrica rimmed me and Spanked/Hit me

Then f**ked Patrica with me on top while kissing both of them , Patrica went on top and I sparked up a cigarette while she f**k me ,Renata started kissing Patrica .We all just had few drags of the fag ( That was just a little fantasy of mine , might be strange but it was really relaxing ha ) a mix of smoke and sex KOOL!!

Me and Patrica then went to the shower were she did watersport all over me, cleaned me off and then back to the room .They both lay on the bed with there toungs out begging for my cum as I w**ked over there faces!!!!
If id died at that moment id have died the happiest man ever

I don’t know what else to say there just so perfect in every way, they are the kind of Girls you’d be happy to take home to your parent’s hahaha . Gorgeous, Smart, Funny, Friendly and Kinky (but you wouldn’t tell your parents she was kinky, that would just be weird haha)

If I could just sell the house and drop everything, Id move to Mexico with Patrica she is my Dream Girl in every way!!! (I Might be living in a fantasy world but it sure as fuck beats living in Ireland haha)
 
Young male prostitutes in the Edo period of Japan were called kagema. Their clients were mainly adult men.
In southern areas of Central Asia and Afghanistan[when?], adolescent males between twelve and sixteen years old perform erotic songs and suggestive dancing and are available as sex workers. Such boys are known as bacchá.
In India, a hijra is a physically male or intersex person who may sometimes enter into prostitution. Not all hijras are prostitutes, however, and many consider themselves to have a female identity in a male body and accept this as a sacred condition or gift. A common tradition in India is that Hijras dress as women and dance at weddings, child births, and other celebrations and demand a large amount of money from the owner.
Cuban male prostitutes are called jinetero – literally "horse jockey"; female prostitutes are called jinetera.
A male sex worker in the Caribbean who solicits on the beaches and accepts clients of either sex is called a Sanky-panky.

I wanted you to have the right lingo for when you travel.
 
Anyone ever been? I'm curious to know what the best brothel is to goto. Hoping to get some first hand experiences.......

Doesn't work that way. Goto the red light district. All the women are standing in windows on full view. You just walk around window shopping till you find one you like, tap on the glass and ask how much.

The sex industry is on full public view. Very different to anything you'll experience elsewhere. Its quite good fun to sit down with a friend in a cafe with a good vantage point if the whole thing is new to you, light up and people watch.
 
Goto the red light district. All the transvestites are standing in windows on full view. You just walk around window shopping till you find one you like, tap on the glass and ask him how much.

Fixed that for you
 
In our younger days, a friend of mine got slapped by a pimp over there because he called one of the girls fat. So, be careful.
 
Asking for advice on where to pay for sex in Amsterdam is akin to asking for advice on where to get robbed in Detroit.
 
I got scammed by one of the red light whores today. We agreed to 50 EUR for 30 mins and all she wanted to do was up sell me the minute I got in there. She didn't take her clothes off or anything. Fucking bitch what a waste. I won't be going back to amsterdam not cool ripping people off like that.
 
dude you're doing it wrong. You gotta negotiate with them. Like, was it 50 EUR for 30 for a BJ? was it for missionary position only sex? was it for BJ w/ condom on? etc.

You gotta negotiate so its for BJ (maybe w/o condom) + sex (any position) + cum as often as you like. Throw in anal there too if you want (usually extra).

facials, etc are extra too.
 
I got scammed by one of the red light whores today. We agreed to 50 EUR for 30 mins and all she wanted to do was up sell me the minute I got in there. She didn't take her clothes off or anything. Fucking bitch what a waste. I won't be going back to amsterdam not cool ripping people off like that.


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dude you're doing it wrong. You gotta negotiate with them. Like, was it 50 EUR for 30 for a BJ? was it for missionary position only sex? was it for BJ w/ condom on? etc.

You gotta negotiate so its for BJ (maybe w/o condom) + sex (any position) + cum as often as you like. Throw in anal there too if you want (usually extra).

facials, etc are extra too.

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