Best way to avoid tickets (or to avoid arrest at your next bank robbery)



Been dreaming about this idea for years, trouble is you get caught you win a trip. A trip to pound me in the ass prison

Another idea I have had was to put IR lights to blind traffic and toll cameras
 
Here's my idea: Install a small hose near your license plate, possibly installed in your trunk. Have a button you can push inside your car that sprays mud or something else through the hose onto your plate. Have a second hose to clean it. Bingo!
 
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