Birth Control for males



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lol
 
This product is not only for males.

“I’m a good Christian girl, so when my uncle got me pregnant by raping me at Christmas I thought it was Gods will and I dint have a choice in it. I cant get abortions cuz I live where we don’t do that an I’m a tween so I figured I’m gonna have to finish middle school breastfeeding. Lucky fro me my BF stole a card number from his work and bot it for me and I pretended like I dint notice when he gave it to me. Now I am baby free again and me and him are gonna get married real soon.” Ashley Williams, Texas.

lol! "and I pretended like I dint notice when he gave it to me." She sure fooled God, hahaha!

And that picture is funny as hell
 
WTF. You had me all excited. Seriously. By the time my boys get to highschool there better be a fuckin birth control pill I can put beside their morning vitamins.

You're telling me there's nothing out there that can't kill sperm production, temporarily? Nigga please.

Damn patriarchal society soooooo scared to mess with the testes.
 
WTF. You had me all excited. Seriously. By the time my boys get to highschool there better be a fuckin birth control pill I can put beside their morning vitamins.

You're telling me there's nothing out there that can't kill sperm production, temporarily? Nigga please.

Damn patriarchal society soooooo scared to mess with the testes.

I was also kinda exited that this came out... until I saw it was a joke. Fuck.

I have two friends who's girls 'accidentally' got pregnant. Fucking hell that we can't protect ourselves against this (except wrapping the salame... but in long term relationships this seldom happens).