Bitches are Crazy!

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Ok so yeah this chick I've been out with 5 or 6 times... last night we go out to dinner, then come back to my place to watch movies right? Ok so we are watching a movie for a bit then she is like lets go up stairs. SO we do, and we hump and its nice and all then she wants to come back downstairs and what the rest of hangover II. About 20 minutes into that she gets a phone call from one of her female friends. Asks if she can pop upstairs to use my laptop for a minute. I'm like "sure" and I keep on watching the movie.

10 minutes later she comes downstairs and says "I need you to take me to the hospital.. I think I broke my hand". Im like "wtf did you punch?" She says "oh a wall but i didnt hurt anything but myself". So Im like whateves. Take her to the hospital where I promply leave her ass because I dont want to date the kind of woman who randomly punches other peoples walls.

Come back to go to bed. Turn on the laptop to watch movies... yeah.. turns out what she punched was my god damned laptop screen. Who does shit like that?

Anyway whats YOUR crazy bitches story?
 


mpbiz said:
lol what site made her so mad?
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I think her friend made her mad tbh. Phone call + sudden need to use the computer. Probably some facebook shit. Doesnt help that she raided my damned liquor cabinet. She was pretty toasted at the time. That said I dont ever remember a time where i was drunk enough to punch a fucking laptop, let alone one that belonged to someone else.


Fiver said:
Maybe she found your porn collection.
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Unlikely. I don't have one. No need, xnxx.com streams everything lol
 
Hello friend,

Maybe she see you watch site of spinning penis on laptop and get mad?

Good luck bro
 
That's why I always keep my transsexual midget gangbang porn on a TrueCrypted drive..

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I don't see her breaking her hand on a LP screen, maybe an old crt monitor. Crazy bitch probably broke your screen, that didn't do the job and hit the wall.
 
The craziest bitch i've heard a story off.

Next time to your job properly when you go up stairs, don't disappoint girls
 
I never invited any girls/sluts/whores/ to my apt or house ever, because if shit goes bad with the girl you are banging, she know's where you live. But the incident with the laptop is pretty hilarious..
 
nniko said:
I don't see her breaking her hand on a LP screen, maybe an old crt monitor. Crazy bitch probably broke your screen, that didn't do the job and hit the wall.
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This is quite possible. Judging by the crack patterns It looks like she hit the screen maybe twice Im not sure if she punched it while it was open or hit the back of it. The hinges on the lid seem fine and I cant see any damage on any of my walls.. but she could have just as easily punched my door which wouldnt really leave a mark as its solid wood. Who know's. She had the audacity to text me a few minutes ago and ask if we could get together and "talk".

My response "Hey remember that time I bought you dinner and invited you into my home and then you broke my laptop for no apparent reason? Me too. No I don't want to talk."
 
Maybe she saw something on your Laptop. Was it connected to the Internet? She may have seen something on the screen. There could be many reasons.

Like for an example, she is a lesbian and she was cheating on her girlfriend. Her girlfriend finds out and calls her and ask her to come online. Your girl then sees her girlfriend with another naked girl on the internet ( Live Video) .. she gets mad then BAAAAAAAAAAANG!


Anyways you are lucky she didn't BAAAAANG your whole laptop....

Cheers
 
Awesome response. I was out on a date with a girl once and she saw her ex and then she started taking shots and trying to beat up girls on the dance floor and then she started throwing up and then I took her home and she peed in my bed. Had to buy a new bed :(
 
1yerrot said:
All I know is... If that were MY laptop, she'd be paying for it....
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lol. You'd keep crazy in your life over a 60 dollar replacement panel? Fixing a laptop screen is pretty easy bro. :-) I'd rather just shell out the dough and fix it than keep that stupid chick around me for another instance.
 
apexSEORM said:
lol. You'd keep crazy in your life over a 60 dollar replacement panel? Fixing a laptop screen is pretty easy bro. :-) I'd rather just shell out the dough and fix it than keep that stupid chick around me for another instance.
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So you're not even going to talk to her again to find out what triggered the incident? I assumed you would, I would be waaaay too curious, lol. Then that convo would lead to "Yeaaaaah Ima need $100 from you."
 
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