User-agent: *
Disallow: /
Just write your robots.txt using MS Word and white font color: nobody'll find out.
And no: this won't remove you from G's serps. From Bing's or Yahoo's maybe, but not from G's. I read it on a blog recently.
RewriteEngine On
SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent Googlebot fuckno=yes
RewriteCond %{ENV:fuckno} yes
RewriteRule .* - [R=500,L]
RewriteRule . -
Thou art indeed nubs. Thy googlebot block must verily be put to thy server configuration or .htaccess with rules proper and just, or thy subterfuge will be obvious:
Thou mayest change 500 to whatever HTTP response thy heart desireth. 410 maketh your site seem deleted to Googlebot, ken ye?Code:RewriteEngine On SetEnvIfNoCase User-Agent Googlebot fuckno=yes RewriteCond %{ENV:fuckno} yes RewriteRule .* - [R=500,L] RewriteRule . -
I've heard people joking around about 'blocking google bot' and then hiring a ranking service that pays per serp improvement.
How do you block Googlebot? And wouldn't this completely remove you from serps if you blocked the bots?