Branding YourSelf



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Please update your neckbeard. Or 301 it to mustache only.

Also, I'm starting to think you are homeless and go to the library for interwebs access.

Neckbeard, park benches, babeling nonsense, same clothes. Just sayin....
 
Please update your neckbeard. Or 301 it to mustache only.

Also, I'm starting to think you are homeless and go to the library for interwebs access.

Neckbeard, park benches, babeling nonsense, same clothes. Just sayin....

Steps for Success on a budget - the Throlson way.

  • A good bench, preferably a stone one for proper back support without splinters at night and for trimming facial hair
  • Park location close to Library for blogging
  • A job at McDonald's, free access to one meal per shift and fry grease
  • A bio-altered car for pickin' up the ladies, fast food restaurant job a good complement for fuel
 
Man fuck you you don't know shit about branding. You build a brand behind your neckbeard and jamula then you fucking turn your back on it.
 
Good lord that is a friggin huge ass head you have there. It even blocked out an entire tree.
 
btw, this is now HILARIOUS post-vape (the whole thing), but i particularly like the thought going through your head at exactly 1:58 in right before you make the comically awkward Gatorade G2 plug with "pretty good stuff."

Oh what thought you ask?

The thought of your inner self saying to your neckbeard'ing self "wait nick, slow it down, someone from clickbooth may likely see this, so there is the potential for someone at Gatorade to see it too. Pitch Nick, pitch, plug the brand, you're out here representing your brand <editor's note: LOLOLOLOLOLO!!1>, think big, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE they'll sponsor you!."


(which WOULD be awesome Throlson, that way you could be their virst neckbeard'ing athlete)

Peace and love,
Sonny
 
I've always wondered "who are those guys that actually wear all these t-shirts and shit the networks give out".

Today I found my answer.
 
I've always wondered "who are those guys that actually wear all these t-shirts and shit the networks give out".

Today I found my answer.

I can always tell when slightlyshady hasn't done laundry in a while, he starts to wear the shirts from adnetworks that have screwed him in the past.