Everyone's got a pitch, I'm no different...it's just that when my fingers roll over the black keys of my PC, brilliance is elucidated.
I was born in the US of fuckin A, so damned right I speak English. I can nail any topic the same way that bastard Kobe keeps hitting game winning shots, but won't do adult/warez/gaming.
BTW, I also have a college degree from a major University. I should add, that to me, it is a bigger waste of money than going to my last Kanye concert. I only mention it because, hell, I paid $50,000.00 for that overpriced piece of paper, might as well wave it around like a ten inch dick.
Fact of the matter is I enjoy writing, and I'm damn good at it. My shit's so good even Helen Keller decided to read it, and I didn't provide it in braille.
I've been "training" to write copy for the past two years or so, and need to get a nice portfolio rollin so I can approach bigger prospects. I know you guys need legitimate content, so we both win here.
I'll be honest, I don't plan on writing content forever, but everyone needs a start, and that is where you stand to benefit.
I'll do 4 review copies, 2 for mods, and 2 for members with 5 itraders and 100 posts. Mods are really who I'd like to see pick this up.
Prices are 2.0 cents a word, or $2.00 per 100 words. That's middle of the road for A+ work bitches. Believe me, I'm not going to regurgitate some damned wiki article, I actually learned how to research when I was in school. My work will pass Copyscape, and of course keyword optimization should be a given considering my price.
Articles should be at least 300 words in length, and I can be expected to have a turnaround time of 48 hours (I'd say 2 business days MAX, because I actually have another job, and won't just crank out garbage.)
I'm not going to overextend myself here either, so once I'm booked; I won't take on anymore projects. Straight up, I'm not trying to make a few extra bucks for crap writing, I'm setting myself for future successes.
Obviously I can't pm yet, so if you are interested you can pm me with the topic, keywords, word length, and an e-mail so I can get back to you.
I accept payment via Paypal, and don't ask for payment until order is completed.
Bottom line. If you want some grade A, certified gangsta ass content, and are looking for someone who isn't trying to make rent hit me up.
I was born in the US of fuckin A, so damned right I speak English. I can nail any topic the same way that bastard Kobe keeps hitting game winning shots, but won't do adult/warez/gaming.
BTW, I also have a college degree from a major University. I should add, that to me, it is a bigger waste of money than going to my last Kanye concert. I only mention it because, hell, I paid $50,000.00 for that overpriced piece of paper, might as well wave it around like a ten inch dick.
Fact of the matter is I enjoy writing, and I'm damn good at it. My shit's so good even Helen Keller decided to read it, and I didn't provide it in braille.
I've been "training" to write copy for the past two years or so, and need to get a nice portfolio rollin so I can approach bigger prospects. I know you guys need legitimate content, so we both win here.
I'll be honest, I don't plan on writing content forever, but everyone needs a start, and that is where you stand to benefit.
I'll do 4 review copies, 2 for mods, and 2 for members with 5 itraders and 100 posts. Mods are really who I'd like to see pick this up.
Prices are 2.0 cents a word, or $2.00 per 100 words. That's middle of the road for A+ work bitches. Believe me, I'm not going to regurgitate some damned wiki article, I actually learned how to research when I was in school. My work will pass Copyscape, and of course keyword optimization should be a given considering my price.
Articles should be at least 300 words in length, and I can be expected to have a turnaround time of 48 hours (I'd say 2 business days MAX, because I actually have another job, and won't just crank out garbage.)
I'm not going to overextend myself here either, so once I'm booked; I won't take on anymore projects. Straight up, I'm not trying to make a few extra bucks for crap writing, I'm setting myself for future successes.
Obviously I can't pm yet, so if you are interested you can pm me with the topic, keywords, word length, and an e-mail so I can get back to you.
I accept payment via Paypal, and don't ask for payment until order is completed.
Bottom line. If you want some grade A, certified gangsta ass content, and are looking for someone who isn't trying to make rent hit me up.
