Breathing is EVIL!!!11!!!!1!!!

[lukep]

How can you people sit by and BREATHE AIR in AND OUT all day long?!??!

You are so evil for doing this... I DEMAND that you all go sign my governenment petition to FORCE ALL LAWMAKERS WORLDWIDE INTO STOPPING YOU FROM BREATHING!

Congressional Petition for the Cessation of Breathing

If you don't all repent, stop breathing, and sign this petition, then you are officially an evil pro-life bastard that will rot in hell for all eternity!

 

[SEOisEVIL]

 

[ShadowCaster]

Signed!

 

[Rexibit]

I stopped breathing air a couple years back and got a CO2 to O2 conversion pack so that I'm helping fight global warming.

Now if only I can quit eating meat...

 

[faceblogger]

Just signed. Previous experiences helped though

 

[jryan21]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MMc3f588yc]Breathing Commercial - YouTube[/ame]