Came Across This, Though You WF Crazies Might Appreciate



My penis represented some big brands at one point (Then I fried and sold it on ebay)
 
Who is more fucked in the head - the guy who had his cock removed via surgery or the people who voluntarily ate it?

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? I hope the Mayans are right.
 
So are self-proclaimed asexuals just beta-males gone too far?

Sometimes I'm not too happy with the messes my dick has gotten me into too, but jesus man, that's just too damn far.
 
Fuck I Love this Quote:

"I receive questions from some women and men... asking 'Will there be a next time? Please host it again.' But there is only one set of male organ," he tweeted on May 16.

"Unfortunately, I have no plan for the next time."

.... fucking fuck