Causeway Cannibal Not On Bath Salts

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Awwww shit! The bath salts where the only thing that made sense next to start of zombie apocalypse and they were just ruled out. Only drug found in the guys system was weed.

The much-anticipated toxicology report released by Miami-Dade Medical Examiner Dr. Bruce Hyma found marijuana in Eugene’s system, something CBS4 News had previously reported, but no evidence of any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs.

The report said this includes cocaine, LSD, amphetamines (Ecstasy, Meth and others), phencyclidine (PCP or Angel Dust), heroin, oxycodone, Xanax, synthetic marijuana (Spice), and many other similar compounds.

Hyma’s office specifically ruled out bath salts, a class of synthetic drugs that have been known to cause bizarre behavior and overheating of people who use them, two things that made some believe Eugene’s cannibalistic behavior could be blamed on the drugs.

“The department has also sought the assistance of an outside forensic toxicology reference laboratory, which has confirmed the absence of “bath salts,” synthetic marijuana and LSD,” the report said.

Medical Examiner: Causeway Cannibal Not High On Bath Salts « CBS Miami

So zombie apocalypse is back on!
 


It is Mammon. The surge in materialism and greed lately has given that nasty fellow great strength.
 
This shit is only a few hundred miles away from me!!!

Do they know if the guy ate any of Bubba's Chili?


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Lulz
 
I wonder if he put any bath salts in the weed tho and it made it undetectable super-weed.
 
u really believe that report?

the media is screwing with us.

1. he takes off his clothes (major indication of bath salts because it makes you over heat and want to remove clothing to stay cool)

2. first two bullets doesnt phase him, meaning he is high on something that makes him feel super human.

- this is just an opportunity for the government to make us believe why weed should not be legalized
 
Damn, turns out my grandma was right about weed all these years.

Any advice for dodging hordes of zombie jazz musicians?