Cloudflare - what a load of shite

AdamC

AdamC

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Great when it works, totally fucking shite when it doesnt, which seems to be very frequent.

It has improved conversions slightly during the time I have used it, but the downtime has offset this significantly enough that I think it has cost me money.

It's unfortunate they decided to do a case study on spamhaus as it seems to have attracted them more ddos'ers attention.

:angrysoapbox_sml:

that is all.
 


have you added all the cloudflare ip's to your firewall rules?

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Downtime on cloudflare from past two months
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03/20/2013 16:41:33 Up Successful response received.
03/20/2013 16:21:14 Down No Response From The Website.
03/19/2013 13:52:34 Up Successful response received.
03/19/2013 13:30:35 Down No Response From The Website.
03/13/2013 12:51:25 Up Successful response received.
03/13/2013 12:30:11 Down No Response From The Website.
03/13/2013 10:28:15 Up Successful response received.
03/13/2013 10:03:55 Down No Response From The Website.
03/12/2013 08:41:22 Up Successful response received.
03/12/2013 07:53:12 Down No Response From The Website.
03/12/2013 02:01:59 Up Successful response received.
03/12/2013 01:21:08 Down No Response From The Website.
03/03/2013 05:21:06 Up Successful response received.
03/03/2013 03:57:16 Down No Response From The Website.
02/27/2013 22:32:48 Up Successful response received.
02/27/2013 20:07:55 Down No Response From The Website.
 
I've never understood the word "shite". Why not just say "shit"?

Or is this a British prim & proper thing? Can't be seen using the word "shit", as "shite" is a far more appropriate use of the English language, or something?
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
I've never understood the word "shite". Why not just say "shit"?

Or is this a British prim & proper thing? Can't be seen using the word "shit", as "shite" is a far more appropriate use of the English language, or something?
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Cloudflare has been pissing me off lately as downtime is occurring more and more frequently. If it carries on for much longer I am going to ditch it. Bottom line is, downtime costs fucking money and is pretty unacceptable. The only reason I have put up with it for this long is because when it works, its fucking great. I suppose i'm just hoping they're going to get their shit together but they just never seem to get there, shame.
 
swiftmoney said:
Cloudflare has been pissing me off lately as downtime is occurring more and more frequently. If it carries on for much longer I am going to ditch it. Bottom line is, downtime costs fucking money and is pretty unacceptable. The only reason I have put up with it for this long is because when it works, its fucking great. I suppose i'm just hoping they're going to get their shit together but they just never seem to get there, shame.
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Yeah same, not sure how long to put up with it :hollering:
 
productionhead said:
You must be on crack to think thats her hand (she's pewep black while the other hand is mocha)
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Typically when a white person describes a black person they just say "herrrp some black dood". When a non-white person describes a black person they generally describe them as light, dark, mocha, carmel skinned, etc.
 
This thread is now about a black girl licking crack off her fingers.

Sorry OP, better start another thread.
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
I've never understood the word "shite". Why not just say "shit"?

Or is this a British prim & proper thing? Can't be seen using the word "shit", as "shite" is a far more appropriate use of the English language, or something?
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Hmm, I just had a think about it, I reckon it might be that "Fucking shit" comes out much more posh sounding than shite. Not to mention, "Fucking shite" rolls off the tongue better, for some reason.

Also, it's a bit stronger, "Oh shit, it's raining" vs "Oh shite, my house is on fire"
 
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