College Boy's Mind Blown

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This is the definition of MIND=BLOWN lol
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Why are we assuming that the person on the left is a chick? At first glance I actually thought it was a male with chick hair.

Nothing else says otherwise... :uhoh2:
 
Damn, being able to stand still like that when a 400lb male silverback charges you takes some serious balls. I would have shat myself.
 
Pffft. Silverback. I would have chased after it and smashed it up - if it dragged me. Luckily for him he never and I have no intention of being that close to one ever, but if, oh boy watch out!
 
Meh. First of all, they aren't really kissing. They are just pecking with their mouths tightly closed. Second of all, they look pretty chubby and although it is hard to tell, the one of the left sort of looks like a guy.
 
He's led a very sheltered life.

When I was at college we used to go to a techno/hard house club called Heresy that went on from 10PM - Midday. It was a mixed gay /straight crowd, and it wasn't unusual to see girls making out in the middle of the dancefloor. The downside is that sometimes you'd see men going at it as well, but you just kind of ignored that.

The above is just the "let's pretend to kiss to wind guys up" thing that most girls do at some point. There are clearly no tongues involved. :P
 
So one time I'm at this rock club and I run into this girl from elementary school. We exchange a few words and in the middle of our conversation some random chick attacks her with her tongue and lips full on for a good 30 seconds and then leaves. It all happened so quickly I didn't know wtf was going on, that guy's face was my face basically. It was difficult to comprehend what just unfolded before my eyes.